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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3497 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
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