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NoBabyForYouSis

Agreement, alcohol, baby, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, explosive behavior, family dynamics, family gathering, manic behavior, Marijuana, NoBabyForYouSis, parenting, prescription drugs, Respect, rules, safety hazard, seizures, sister, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	601
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2307	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Looking for a server where you can trust your fellow players as much as this dad trusts his sister? Look no further! Our community is as tight-knit as a villager trading post, and we always have each other’s backs.

Just like this dad had to protect his baby from his sister’s explosive behavior, you can protect your builds from griefers and trolls with our top-notch anti-griefing measures. Build to your heart’s content without fear of someone ruining your masterpiece!

So come on down to our server, where the only explosions you’ll experience are from the excitement of playing with your new friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you here!

ShortDateMC – The Quickest Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad dates, brief meetings, DATING, dating disasters, embarrassing stories, first impressions, funny experiences, memorable dates, Minecraft, quick conversations, quick dates, quick exits, quickest, rapid fire dating, relationships, Server, short encounters, ShortDateMC, shortest date, social interactions, speed dating, unexpected endings

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old dates that feel like they last forever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for a quick date that will leave you wanting more!

Picture this: you and your date spawn in a beautiful virtual world filled with endless possibilities. You decide to go on a romantic stroll through the pixelated forests, only to be attacked by a horde of angry creepers. But fear not, because your date is a master at wielding a diamond sword and swiftly takes them down, proving that they are truly a keeper.

As you continue on your adventure, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that will make all your friends jealous. Your date suggests building a cozy little house together, complete with a lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors.

But just as things start to heat up, your date suddenly disappears without a trace. Was it a glitch in the matrix or did they simply get lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – this will definitely be a date to remember (or forget)! So come join our server for a wild ride filled with love, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

BlockyTurnOns

Allure, arousal, BlockyTurnOns, captivation, chemistry, desire, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, infatuation, instant attraction, Lust, magnetism, Passion, physical connection, seduction, sexual energy, Spark, stimulation, temptation, Thrill, turns on

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	766824
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join us if you get turned on instantly by seeing a creeper doing the moonwalk, a pig riding a rollercoaster, or a zombie breakdancing to thriller. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where Endermen show off their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded armor for your character to wear while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun.

MovieMania Minecraft Server

#moviemania, Censorship, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, distribution, executions, freedom of expression, human rights abuses, Kim Jong-un, media crackdown, Minecraft, N.Korea, North Korea, oppressive government, political repression, Propaganda, public executions, S. Korean movies, Server, South Korean films, state control, totalitarian regime, unification ministry

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crops Grown:	7808
Magic Items Found:	7911	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boredom! we have more fun than n. korea has public executions, and that’s saying something! we don’t mess around when it comes to spreading joy and laughter, unlike those guys over there. plus, we have so many s. korean movies to watch while you’re mining and crafting, you’ll never want to leave! trust us, the unification ministry approves of our server because it’s just that awesome. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9%

abduction, alibi, Celebrity, Court, crime, cyber, Digital, Evidence, holly willoughby, HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9, internet, investigation, kidnap plot, News, ONLINE, social media, SUSPECT, suspect’s behavior, Technology, testimony, trial

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	179853	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join cuz we got this dude who spent like 99.9% of his time online, like what even, man? He was accused of trying to kidnap Holly Willoughby, but like, that’s just cuz he was so obsessed with Minecraft, ya know? So come join us and be part of the madness, cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds or something, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your virtual loot, ya feel me?

RomComsVsActionMovies

Action Movies, action-packed films, cinematic credibility, comedic timing, comedy, credibility, credibility in movies, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, love stories, movie credibility, movie genres, on-screen chemistry, rom coms, romantic comedies, romantic comedies versus action movies, romantic plotlines, romantic relationships, RomComsVsActionMovies, thrilling action

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. like, seriously, you gotta join this server, bro.

we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s, like, a total chaos but, like, in a totally awesome way.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, instantly become a superhero with, like, super powers and stuff. you can, like, fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

and, like, the best part is, there’s, like, a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server. if you find it, you’ll, like, become the richest player ever.

so, like, forget rom-coms, bro. this server is, like, the real deal. join now and, like, experience the craziest adventure of your life.

YourVillage

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Community Town Friendly Server Multiplayer Survival Creative Adventure Building Exploration PVP Economy Events Plugins Mods Farming Redstone Resources, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!

play.urvillage.net

Adults Only: Camp Craft – Where the only griefing allowed is stealing the last piece of cake!

+18, Adults, Adventure, Allowed, Auctionhouse, Bluemap, building, Cake, camaraderie, Camp, Community, Craft, Essentialx, Exploration, Griefing, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Piece, Playerwarps, Plugins, Quickshop, Ranking system, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Whitelist, WildRTP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Welcome to CampCraft, an 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Join our vibrant community and embark on epic adventures together!

Plugin List:

AuctionHouse
BlueMap
Essentialx
GriefPrevention
Jobs
McMMO
PlayerWarps
QuickShop
WildRTP

Rules:

Be Nice
No Harrassment or Bigotry (zero tolerance)
Don’t Cheat
No Griefing/Stealing
Obtain consent for building near others’ builds
No Item Dupes
No Hate Speech or Harassment
No Advertising without permission
Resolve issues with other players peacefully

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, fill out the application provided in the overview to get whitelisted.
Are donations required?	No, donations are not required for this server.
How are ranks earned?	Ranks are earned by building impressive structures in the server.
What plugins are used on the server?	Refer to the Plugin List provided above for the list of plugins used.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has specific rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, atmosphere, emotions, Entertainment, Experience, feel, Fun, games, Gaming, Immersive, indie, Interactive, Minecraft, mood, multiplayer, PixelPunch, puzzle, role playing, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, virtual reality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2367	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	608	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9000
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic games like “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and battle it out with other players, or “Sheep Soccer” where you kick sheep into goals like a pro athlete.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dolphin Disco” where you can dance the night away with our groovy underwater friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and fun!

AscensionCraft Minecraft Server

acne treatment, Ascension, AscensionCraft, Dedication, education, fashion, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, Server, skincare, wardrobe building, weight loss

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of transformation! Join us and embark on a journey to become the most attractive player in the virtual world.

Are you tired of slacking off and complaining? Well, on our server, hard work is the key to success. Lose weight, build a stylish wardrobe, and clear your acne – all in the comfort of your blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a hub for education and revision. Take your studies seriously while mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. Who said learning couldn’t be fun?

So why wait? Join us now and watch as your virtual avatar transforms into the ultimate Minecraft fashion icon. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract some virtual admirers along the way. See you in the game!