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Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

$7 billion, BANKRUPTCY, Canada, collapsing, Corruption, Country, EV battery startup company, federal government, French Quebec government, Government, imploding, Incompetence, Investment, leaf, Maple, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mismanagement, MONEY, Plant, Province, québec, scandal, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	2267
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventurer, Beast King & Medicinal Herb, Demons, Ex demon general, FANTASY, Fixing dungeons, Garron, Healing demons, Human/demon war, humans, Juuou to Yakusou, Manga, Manga discussion, manga recommendations, Manga Review, manga thread, Minecraft, Pact, reading, romance, smp, Thread, tina

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6342	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

SisGradNoTalkieMC

Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, Emotional distance, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional response, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Therapy, graduation ceremony, household chores, hurt feelings, ignoring behavior, parent intervention, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, SisGradNoTalkieMC, sister relationship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3119
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

HamburgCaliphateGather

anti-Western sentiment, Caliphate, extremism, extremist groups, fundamentalism, global security, hamburg, HamburgCaliphateGather, Islamic fundamentalism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, jihadist movement, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim community, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, religious violence, Terrorism, violent ideology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	6418
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

The Triumvirate Network

BreweryX, build event, Community, Conflict, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Faction, Factions, Graves, History, legend, Materials, MCMMO, Medieval Factions, Nations, Players, Plugins, Roleplay, Season, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1740	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

viridia.triumviratemc.com

/MinerMemes/ – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, event pass, kai’sa, league of legends, lolg, Minecraft, MinerMemes, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, size difference edition, sylas, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3710	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where everything is bigger and better – just like our players’ egos! We’ve got events that will blow your mind, like the Worlds 2024 Event Pass where you can unlock Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary skins.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with legendary skins for Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, we even have Prestige skins for those who want to flex on their friends.

Don’t believe us? Check out our latest patch notes and PBE updates to see all the crazy content we have in store for you. And if you need some tips on how to dominate the game, we’ve got builds and account stats to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, literally, because we have a chicken army waiting for you.

The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

Apology, Argument, Bed.., Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, custody, Daddys, DAUGHTER, emotions, Hormonal, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping on sofa, sleepover, Support, Wars, weekend visits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	761
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

TrendyCrafts

baffling trends, bizarre styles, confusing styles, eccentric styles, fashion trends, odd trends, out-of-the-box styles, outlandish trends, peculiar trends, perplexing fashion, questionable fashion, quirky fashion, strange fashion, TrendyCrafts, unconventional styles, unexplainable fashion, unusual trends, weird trends

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2662	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

IsraelStrikesIranLOL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Potions Brewed:	175
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!