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conquistadors humor Minecraft Servers

  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 5202
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Emeralds Found: 2267
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3765
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6342 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6203
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3119
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9506
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 6418
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3907
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1740 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    viridia.triumviratemc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5158
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 148 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 5797
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Farms Harvested: 761
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 9216
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2662 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 850
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Potions Brewed: 175
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Runes Activated: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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