| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6120 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1872 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.
So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9657 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 340 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7985 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3198 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2291 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6158 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2104 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 1934 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9387 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 91 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2431 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5768 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 205 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6644 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2015 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 144 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4299 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.
if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
