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CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Farms Harvested:	157	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	3

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4143
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	184	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ores Mined:	6158	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9024	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, beloved classic, cinematic gem, cinematic masterpiece, classic film, comfort film, Enduring Love, favorite movie, film fanatic, film obsession, movie addiction, movie buff, movie marathon, movie night, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, never get tired, repeat viewing, Rewatchable, timeless favorite, ultimate favorite, watch over and over

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchantments Applied:	69	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connections, Crafting, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FamCraft, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, influence, interactions, long-term relationships, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Social Skills, Support, Trust, upbringing, VALUES, Views

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!