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The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Emeralds Found:	2947
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4510
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Items Found:	3494
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	675586	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	270	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!