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CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Crops Grown:	8357	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1700	Void Armor Forged:	20

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!

BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, beta amyloid protein, BetaGlialCraft, brain cells, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, disease prevention, FORGETTABLE, glial cells, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurons, neuroscience, protein production, researchers, therapies, treatment options

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	9177	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4711	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Emmas Phylactery

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, RPG MMO Towny PvE Quests Adventure Community Immersive Dynamic Thriving Build Explore Rich Elements Seasoned Adventurer Engage Exciting MMO RPG World, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Emma’s Phylactery is a dynamic PvE Towny server infused with MMO/RPG elements. Join our thriving community where you can build, explore, and engage in epic quests, all within a rich, immersive world. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting, there’s always something exciting waiting for you.

Phylactery.mc-world.net

Only Vanilla

active community, Active players, Big Projects, Builders, Discord Required, Fun, games, Hangout, long term, mega bases, No Resets, ONLY VANILLA, Projects, REDSTONERS, Simple, smp, TotalyNotP2W, US Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3337	Vanishing Items Found:	6

This server is has no plugins mods or anything and is on 1.21.1, it is pure vanilla The plan for this server is for it to be long term so don’t even bother joining if your going to be inactive the moment the dragon fight ends or something else. This server is for people who just want a smp and hang out, work on big projects and games and generally have a good time. I want builders/redstoners who just want to have a place to work on there projects and be with friends without worrying about the server going to reset or everyone just going inactive Discord is required I do not plan for more than 10 people to be whitelisted at a time, so what I am implying is that there will only be 10 people on the server at most server is located in the us and is preferred you are somewhere in the us for timezones.

Server will never reset on purpose.

Very simple, nothing eye catching but its just a place to hang out in the end.

Give me a dm, my discord is TotalyNotP2W

This is for all the people who want a place to work on there mega bases, and big projects. (literally don’t join if you don’t want to work on a project of some sort)

199.127.61.187:25577

AncientSnowfall Minecraft Server

Ancient, AncientSnowfall, antique, archaeology, artifact, centuries ago, Civilization, discovery, DROPPED, Exploration, Forgotten, historical, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Mystery, Old, past, relic, Server, Treasure, vintage, whiteness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	New Chunks Explored:	995322
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic maps and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the map is so ancient, it’s practically collecting social security. This map is so old, it’s like playing Minecraft in black and white! But don’t worry, we’ve added a splash of color with our custom plugins and mods.

Join us on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the old whiteness map. Legend has it that buried deep within its pixelated depths lies the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the map is also home to ancient mobs that have been waiting centuries to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to face the dangers of the old whiteness map alone. Team up with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the ultimate treasure hidden within the map.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring a map that’s older than your grandma’s favorite cookie recipe. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

DoeNoelleCraft SMP – Holiday Shenanigans #574

Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doegame, DoeNoelleCraft, Doerot, Edition, gallery, GDrive, general, holiday, Last Doerot, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, Noellegi Edition, RELIVE, Shenanigans, smp, STONE, Thread, Trash

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9620	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us in the land of Doerot, where the stone is strong and the adventures are endless.

Do you want to relive the legendary tales of Doerot? Check out our Doebrary Mega and GDrive for all the juicy details. Dive into the Doe Gallery for some epic screenshots that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a round of Doegame, where you can battle it out with your friends in a virtual world like no other. And don’t forget to check out the Last Doerot thread for some wild stories that will leave you questioning everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the land of Doerot and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShutUpMILMCServer

accusations, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional boundaries, expensive clothes, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, gaming pc, Generational conflict, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, materialism, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, relationship strain, ShutUpMILMCServer, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and favoritism accusations? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the virtual blocks! No more arguments over who gets what, just pure gaming fun for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the most skilled players can find – maybe your MIL will finally realize that John is a true gaming legend! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the virtual world for an epic showdown!