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FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Ores Mined:	1052
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8717
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3511	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	510
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	659
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Star Shards Collected:	110	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	162	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	5236

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

acceptance, conformity, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, judgement, labeling, Minecraft, personal traits, Personality, prejudice, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, smp, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, StereotypeSteve, stereotyping

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	5906
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!