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FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1193
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1692

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Animals Bred:	167	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	6717
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	180	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

apple bobbing, autumn celebrations, candy corn, costume party, dressing up, fall festivities, festive treats, ghost stories, Halloween, halloween night, Halloween plans, Halloween traditions, haunted house, jack-o-lanterns, Plans, pumpkin carving, scary movies, spooky decorations, SpookySMP, Trick or Treat, Trick or treating, VIBES

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

MineCraftAddict

daily activities, daily essentials, daily habits, daily must-haves, daily necessities, daily practices, daily rituals, daily rituals for happiness, daily rituals for productivity, daily rituals for success, daily rituals for well-being, daily routine, daily routine habits, daily self care, daily traditions, essential rituals, habits, MinecraftAddict, morning routine, must-do rituals, self-care

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	2233	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!