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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5995 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that was like, totally out of this world? well, this server is like, the bomb. literally. because we have missile attacks happening all the time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. like, imagine building your dream house and then BAM, missile attack! it’s like a surprise party, but with explosions. plus, the state media is always reporting on our epic battles in the Conoco gas field. so, like, if u want some excitement in your minecraft life, come join us. just make sure to bring your hard hat and flak jacket, cuz things can get a little crazy around here.
