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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ores Mined:	5440	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2898
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	1545
Farms Harvested:	770	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mines Excavated:	3602
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2807	Players Killed by Monsters:	409
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3656
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!