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Party Time Minecraft Server

celebrate, Closure, crime, Criminals., Dead, death penalty, Ethics, Justice, Karma, Minecraft, morality, Party, punishment, rapists, Retribution, Revenge, satisfaction, Server, society, Time, Vengeance, Victims, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assigned at birth, Authenticity, discrimination, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ community, mental health, Minecraft, NeverNotNotch, personal growth, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deception, smp, social change, societal expectations, societal norms, Suicide prevention, transgender rights

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

ASEAN, Asian cuisine, culture, DELICIOUS, dessert, edish, exotic flavors, Food, indulgence, Indulgent, japanese snacks, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Pocky Sunday, popular snacks, Server, SNACKS, Southeast Asia, sweet treats, Tasty, travel, Treats, unique flavors

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

Anons, ANONYMOUS, approaching end, Bonding, celebration, Community, countdown, Edition, end of month, final days, Game, general, hanging out, last hours, Milking, Minecraft, no nut november, November, November challenge, nut, participants, porn, smp, support group, Thread

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	952
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction recovery, benzos, cocaine, concerns, Crafty, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug counseling., drug education, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug safety, drug stream, drug use, Drugs, heroine, Minecraft, Server, small doses, Stoners, substance abuse

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir

bingo hall, Day, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing turnout, lack of interest, lackluster, limited appeal, low ratings, low turnout, low viewership, match, Minecraft, minor league, niche sport, Overlooked, small audience, small scale, smp, Underdog, Underrated, underwhelming, unimpressive, unpopular, WORST, worst match, Yessir

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	97319
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a server full of players who have no idea what they’re doing, constantly getting lost in caves, accidentally setting each other on fire, and building the ugliest houses you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense bingo tournaments with only 50 fans cheering you on. And don’t forget about our exclusive TV broadcast with a whopping 100k viewers – talk about fame and fortune!

Join us if you dare, because this server is guaranteed to be a hot mess of epic proportions. Who needs skill and strategy when you can have pure chaos and laughter instead?

Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server

Addictive, arcade game, browser game, Bubble, bubble shooter, classic, Colorful, Entertainment, free game, frozen, Frozen Bubble, Fun, Gaming, Linux game, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Online game, puzzle game, Retro, Server, Single player, strategy, video game

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn who granted them three wishes, and they used one of those wishes to have unlimited diamonds in the game. Can you imagine the possibilities?!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Frozen Bubble, a mystical item that can freeze any player in their tracks. Just watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to use it for their own amusement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you… 😉🦄🐷💎 #BestServerEver

The Relentless Formula One Racers – Jenson & Jessica’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5773	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the F1 races where Nico Hülkenberg never scored a podium in 228 races!

Our server is so intense, it’s like Fernando Alonso’s 201 Grands Prix since his last win – you never know what’s going to happen next!

With standings crazier than a fantasy league run by Formula Autism, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through our world.

Just like the 2024 WDC standings, our server is full of surprises – you never know who will come out on top!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like PER in the WEC standings – soaring to new heights in the most insane Minecraft SMP around!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

bug control, bug removal, Cockroaches, creepy crawlies, creepy pests, Extermination, Hiding, Home Invasion, House, household pests, infestation, insect infestation, insects, Jeet, Minecraft, PALS, pest control services, pest inspection, Pest Management, pest problem, Pests, PIXEL, Server, show yourselves

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is infested with cockroaches! That’s right, these little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and build your empire. But don’t worry, our exterminator Jeet is on the case. He may not have found the cockroaches yet, but he’s determined to rid our server of these pesky pests. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming at the same time!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2822	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your hard work. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!