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  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 5724
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 190 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

    AdmitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 165
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 3989
    Villages Defended: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

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    Are you obsessed with Tokyo Mew Mew? Do you spend every waking moment thinking about it? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world inspired by your favorite anime, where you can build your own Mew Mew transformation sequences and battle Chimera Animonsters with your friends!

    We don’t judge here, we embrace your obsession and encourage you to let your Tokyo Mew Mew flag fly high! Our server is a safe space for all Mew Mew enthusiasts to come together and share their love for this magical girl series.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your autistic hyperfixation run wild in the world of Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, but who does that?)

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  • BridezillaCraft

    BridezillaCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 536
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Runes Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where bridesmaids are fighting over who should pay for the bride’s children to attend the bridal shower brunch. Will you chip in $12 to cover the cost or will you be the rebel who says no? The drama, the suspense, the madness – it’s all happening on our server!

    But that’s not all, folks! Get ready for bridal shower games like you’ve never seen before. Will you be the one to provide cash prizes for the games, or will you stand your ground and say that bragging rights are all the guests need? The choice is yours on our server where anything can happen.

    So why wait? Join now for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world!

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  • BlockyOfficeRedFlags

    BlockyOfficeRedFlags
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 159
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

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    Are your coworkers boring AF? Do they never want to join you in a virtual world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the mundane office life! Join us and leave your boring coworkers behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures (okay, maybe just zombies and skeletons, but still pretty cool). Plus, rumor has it that the water cooler in our virtual office is filled with enchanted potion that will give you superpowers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Leave those red flag coworkers in the dust and join us for a wild ride in the world of blocks and creepers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DatCraft Pixelmon – [1.20.2] [9.2.8]

    DatCraft Pixelmon – [1.20.2] [9.2.8]
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7955
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Enchantments Applied: 299

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    DatCraft PixelmonDiscord: https://discord.gg/CuFnCasRHCIP: play.datcraft.netI’d highly recommend you join the discord and download the resource pack first

    IntroductionOn behalf of the DatCraft community, I’d like to extend you a warm welcome to our Pixelmon server! We’re thrilled that you’ve decided to join us and we can’t wait to see what kind of adventures and experiences await you on our server.

    DatCraft is a friendly and supportive community of Minecraft players who share a passion for Pixelmon. We have a dedicated team of staff members who work hard to ensure that our server runs smoothly and that all of our players have an enjoyable and fair gaming experience. We pride ourselves on our welcoming and inclusive community and we encourage all of our players to be respectful and kind to one another.

    Features

      100+ Custom Shadow Pixelmon & Custom Side Mod (All Original and custom coded)Custom Coded PokeSpots themed after Gale of DarknessCustom Coded Commands that other servers don’t haveCustom DatMenu which has a ton of custom contentCustom Coded Slots (No other server has any of our custom content)Updates weekly/monthly to improve the serverA friendly overall community that is here to helpDocumentation on how all of our content worksSeals / Trails based off of PokemonNO P2W& More!

    Trailer Video: https://youtu.be/eXY7aQ3IQ20Trails & Seals: https://youtu.be/tdbr37m6qFc

    More videos in the future to show off our features!

    Your suggestions will be reviewed by staff, and most likely custom coded and added to the server!

    Check out our #welcome tab to get everything you need before you join

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  • Nexus Survival: Where chaos reigns and friendships are destroyed in the name of Pvp!

    Nexus Survival: Where chaos reigns and friendships are destroyed in the name of Pvp!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4677
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

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    Purple Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Introducing Purple Vanilla: Unleash Your PvP Skills in the Ultimate Minecraft Battle Arena!

    Overview

    Server Features
    Intense PvP Action
    Custom PvP Arenas
    Ranking and Tournaments
    Diverse Combat Styles
    Community of Warriors

    Server Details: Server IP: N/A.

    Connect now and embark on your journey to PvP greatness. Whether you fight for honor, glory, or just the sheer thrill of combat, Purple Vanilla welcomes warriors of all kinds to its exhilarating PvP arena!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/MHqAVF2tE4

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Purple Vanilla? To join Purple Vanilla, simply connect to the server using the provided IP address.
    What types of PvP battles are available? Players can engage in 1v1 duels, team-based skirmishes, and participate in massive battlegrounds.
    Are there rewards for participating in tournaments? Yes, players can compete for glory, rewards, and admiration from fellow players.
    Can I choose my preferred combat style? Yes, Purple Vanilla offers a variety of combat styles including swordplay, archery, and tactical maneuvers.
    Is there a community for PvP enthusiasts? Yes, players can join a passionate community of PvP enthusiasts, forming alliances and rivalries.

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  • Minecraft server: BlackMascotCuisine

    Minecraft server: BlackMascotCuisine
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 4742
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

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    Remember the good old days when food brands had hilarious mascots like a jolly black chef or a sassy Aunt Jemima? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for some good old-fashioned racist fun as we build monuments to outdated stereotypes and laugh in the face of cancel culture. Who needs progress when you can have a good laugh, right? So come on down and join us for some seriously twisted nostalgia!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft – The Ultimate Hunger Games Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft – The Ultimate Hunger Games Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 8522
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is located on a planet in No Man’s Sky! That’s right, you can mine and craft in a whole new universe! And guess what? It’s on sale now for 60% off! But wait, there’s more!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of alien villagers who are always down for a good time. Want to ride a space llama while battling zombie astronauts? We’ve got you covered. Need to build a rocket ship out of diamond blocks to escape a black hole? No problem!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Galactic Griefer. He’s a real party animal and loves to crash block parties with his laser eyes and disco ball tail. So come join us for a wild ride through the cosmos and see what kind of crazy adventures await you on our out-of-this-world Minecraft server!

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  • EvilEncounters Minecraft Server

    EvilEncounters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9247
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

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    Have you ever met a creeper in Minecraft that just won’t stop blowing up your stuff? Well, imagine that creeper on steroids and you’ve got the players on our server! Join us if you’re ready to face off against the most diabolical, mischievous, and downright evil players in the Minecraft universe. From trolling your friends with elaborate traps to building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT, our players will stop at nothing to cause chaos and mayhem. So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun at all costs, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

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  • TectonicJumpCraft

    TectonicJumpCraft
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3693
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

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    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we make earthquakes happen with the power of our jumping skills!

    imagine the chaos and destruction as we all band together to create the ultimate earthquake in minecraft history.

    not only that, but we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. earthquake jumpers unite!

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  • SimplyMC: Where Villagers drink tea, creepers apologise, and griefers cry in rain

    SimplyMC: Where Villagers drink tea, creepers apologise, and griefers cry in rain
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3804
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 446
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

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    SimplyMC Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to SimplyMC, where we bring back the simplicity and joy of classic Minecraft. We welcome all players, whether its Megabase builders, or Technical Farm Designers! Our server is all about community, ensuring that every player has a voice in any changes and encouraging contributions to server projects and regular events.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What types of players are welcome on SimplyMC? We welcome all players, whether you’re a Megabase builder or a Technical Farm Designer!
    What kind of community projects does SimplyMC have? Our community works together on projects in the overworld, nether, and end dimensions to enhance the player experience.
    Is there a modded server available? Yes, we have a modded server running the BetterMC modpack for a different Minecraft experience.
    Is there an online map available for players? Yes, we have a live map (BlueMap) where players can view their creations and place markers.
    When is the server reset and the Minecraft 1.21 update happening? The server reset and Minecraft 1.21 update will occur this Sunday, bringing new features and biomes.
    How can I join SimplyMC? You can join our Discord at simplymc.net or use the server IP at join.simplymc.net

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