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Conning Dimwits

  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive

    GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ VICUNAS IN DA ANDES BE OUT HERE SAVING DA PLANET, BRUH! DEY BE POOPIN’ ALL OVA DA PLACE AND MAKIN’ DA LAND LIT AGAIN AFTER DEM GLACIERS BE MELTIN’. JOIN US AND BE A VICUNA HERO, HELPIN’ DA EARTH AND BUILDIN’ EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS AT DA SAME TIME! #VICUNALOVE #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTVICUNAS

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  • Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.2

    Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except the unicorns are actually creepers in disguise and the rainbows are made of TNT!

    You can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant hotdog castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re like a bunch of party animals who just wanna dance all night long.

    Plus, there’s this secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find, and rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing top hats. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CableCraft: Swedish Sabotage

    CableCraft: Swedish Sabotage

    New Minecraft Servers

    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ u wont believe wat happened on dis cray cray minecraft server! we got sweden out here seizin’ vessels cuz dey think someone sabotaged a undersea data cable! like wut? come join us on dis server where u can be part of da action like a spy or somethin’. maybe u can even help solve da mystery of who really caused da cable rupture! join now for da most insane adventure of ur minecraft life! πŸš’πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ” #swedenseizesvessels #minecraftmystery #crazyserverfun

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  • Blocky Veins Server

    Blocky Veins Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?

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  • Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

    Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

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    Bro, forget the dust, join this Minecraft server and let’s build a world where dust doesn’t even exist!

    You wanna mine diamonds? We got ’em! You wanna fight off creepers? We got ’em too, but they’re like, super chill and just wanna give you hugs.

    And get this, our pigs can fly! Literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

    So come on, join us and let’s create a Minecraft utopia where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, adds to the fun, right?

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  • DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server

    DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects everyone’s rights, even if they can’t consent to playing? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate based on cognitive abilities or bindi-wearing status.

    Join us for a wild time where even the most confused and distressed players can have a blast. Our staff may be Hindu, but don’t worry, they won’t be putting any red dots on your forehead without your permission.

    Come join the fun and leave your worries at the door (or on your forehead, if that’s your thing). We promise not to suspend you for reporting any questionable behavior – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft a safe space for all, no matter their cognitive state.

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  • ParentalPadSleeps

    ParentalPadSleeps

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

    Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

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  • TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

    TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

    And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

    Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

    NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

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