The modded server of Timeless MC. Join Today, and play along with us!
Forge 1.20.1 is required to join. Mods required: Origins, Connectivity, and voicechat.
forge.timelesssolutions.us:2000
The modded server of Timeless MC. Join Today, and play along with us!
Forge 1.20.1 is required to join. Mods required: Origins, Connectivity, and voicechat.
forge.timelesssolutions.us:2000
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.
Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!
But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.
But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.
So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!
Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!
Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
Join us and embark on wild adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers can’t help but laugh at the chaos.
But that’s not all! We have special Mahjong tournaments every week, where players battle it out for the title of Mahjong Master. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even bet your diamonds on a game and win big!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action and epic battles like never before. We promise you won’t be bored because there’s always the possibility of a surprise attack…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only question is how big the next attack will be! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and unpredictable world. See you there, brave adventurers!
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Server Requirements | No mods required |
Whitelist | Players must be at least 15+ and join the Discord to apply |
To apply, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uaP9QsBU and follow the instructions for whitelist application.
Dynmap is a tool that provides a live map of the server world. You can access it at http://45.85.250.88:31966/ to explore and plan your adventures.
Yes, you can claim land and invite friends to build your own community or join existing nations to collaborate with other players.
Picture this: you and your squad of elite fighters battling it out on contested planets, completing missions to liberate worlds and achieve total strategic victory. And get this – the galactic campaign randomly changes based on whatever the devs feel like doing. Who knows what crazy challenges they’ll throw at you next!
But wait, there’s more! The original Helldivers game is also available on our server, so you can experience the soulful origin of the setting and gameplay formula. It’s a top-down, twin-stick shooter with all the combat you could ever want.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Helldiver, saving the galaxy one procedurally generated mission at a time. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds along the way.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.