connective tissue Minecraft Servers

connective tissue Minecraft Servers

  • EnderDanlosCraft: Vascular Edition

    EnderDanlosCraft: Vascular Edition
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8350
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Animals Bred: 178
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da villagers be jelly of our builds. we got creepers doin da macarena, skeletons breakdancin, and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

    but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.

    oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.

    so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

    StepMomSucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6965
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 58 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

    Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

    Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

    So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

    VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3516
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Magic Items Found: 1051
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 174
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

    Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

    Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

    BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1263
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magic Items Found: 3906
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

    BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5303
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

    ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1177
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPewPewPalooza

    PixelatedPewPewPalooza
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3870
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

    we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

    so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GammaRayGurus

    GammaRayGurus
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5094
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3398 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5972
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!

    Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GAIA – State of Disorder

    GAIA – State of Disorder
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2047
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greek Mythological Fantasy

    Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.

    Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.

    Custom cosmetics.

    gaia.sparked.network

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  • BierCraft

    BierCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1888
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    BierCraft is a Survival Server.

    Here you will find many adventures and new friendships, conquer resources to build your empire, get rich selling your minerals, face monsters never seen before in the world of Minecraft.

    biercraft.lura.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbuSMP – The Only Server Where the Creepers Respect Personal Space

    AbuSMP – The Only Server Where the Creepers Respect Personal Space
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5169
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 New Chunks Explored: 406958
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6927
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Location Montreal, Canada
    Discord https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ

    AbuSMP

    The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.

    AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around. There are a few things you’ll need to know to get started.

    We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server. We have carefully cultivated our modpack to contain many QoL changes, new and exciting features, and overall improvements to the vanilla experience. We are generally a Vanilla+ server (with a few exceptions), and any mods we add in the future will typically follow this theme.

    AbuSMP is a whitelisted Vanilla+ server. We maintain a whitelist as we only want to include players on our server who will not be disruptive to the community. To join the server, all you need to do is join our discord and write a short message telling us a little about yourself, just so our staff can see you’d be a valuable member of the community!

    We are just starting our new season, which makes this the perfect time to join us since everybody is just starting out again!

    Features:

    • We are a Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack. We generally aim to add mods that improve upon the quality of life, or add new Vanilla-esque features/content to the game. Some examples of this are waypoints mods, waystones, several new Vanilla-esque ores and armor sets, etc. However, we will always ensure that our modpack does not heavily alter the Vanilla experience. The gameplay is still Vanilla Minecraft!
    • We have a claim and container locking system to protect against griefing. This is built in to our world map mod, which you can open by pressing M. To claim chunks, all you need to do is select the chunk in your map and press claim. This is highly customizable and supports adding your party to your claim, or allies.
    • We have a strict no-tolerance policy for any cheating, exploits or glitches. We intend to play the game normally and we want to progress normally.
    • We have a server trading market, with players being able to put up posts and trade with others. There is no economy mod, our market and economy is entirely player-based! Since we have started a new season of the server, this means there are many opportunities for our economy to change.
    • Since we have started a new season, this means progress has been reset. Do not worry, as we don’t intend to reset the world regularly. This reset only occurred as the server was largely inactive for some time, and we have mostly new players now. If you’re interested in joining up and helping us to establish our communal areas and farms, this is a perfect opportunity for you.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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