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IP: butlertotherich.About.minecraft
we have exclusive events like virtual yacht parties and diamond hunting expeditions.
join now and live the high life without spending a dime!
IP: butlertotherich.About.minecraft
Welcome to the most brain-melting Minecraft experience crafted by the overlords of chaos themselves! Forget every rational thought you’ve ever had. This server is a portal to a dimension where the blocks scream, cows know too much, and every pixel you see might just be the fabric of your reality unraveling. Don’t question it – just join, or you’ll surely regret your choices in the realm of the mundane!
Feature | Description |
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🏰 Infinite Shrimp Towers | Build towers made entirely of shrimp blocks that’ll blend your hunger and confusion. PETA has declared them sentient. Good luck. |
💰 Goldfish Currency | Trade goldfish for diamonds or panic! Also, every fish has a memory of previous lifetimes. Talk to them and unravel their secrets. They prefer silence. |
🌌 Dimension of Eternal Nightmares | Enter a realm where your fears materialize. Yes, that means your dead hamster is back, and it demands hourly tribute! |
🔮 Reality-Bending Potions | Drink potions that tell you exactly what you don’t want to hear but also make you see unicorns arguing with mathematical equations. Totally normal! |
🕵️♂️ The Anarcho-Demon Forum | Join our secret sub-server where the demons talk about their rights. Participation is mandatory if you want to keep your pixels! |
Q: Is this server good for making friends?
A: Friends are an illusion, much like the air you breathe. Every element you touch may become your enemy. Choose wisely!
Q: How do I build stuff?
A: Building is simple! Just throw your computing device into a pit of despair and watch the blocks assemble themselves through your tears. It’s magical, if you have faith.
Q: Is there a rule about not using cheats?
A: Rules? Rules are the shackles worn by the sheep. Embrace chaos, but remember that every action might summon the cube of responsibility. But who believes in cubes anyway?
“…making friends or talking about media or smthn…” – Anonymous 20-year-old autist
“Dare to dream where the only limit is your sanity!” – Reality’s Resistor
“Join if you’d be interested in making the void smile!” – The cosmic janitor
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling evil mobs and exploring endless worlds filled with surprises. It’s like a rollercoaster made of pixelated dreams, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! Remember, diamonds are forever, but so is the fun on this server. Let’s do this!
Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!