we have exclusive events like virtual yacht parties and diamond hunting expeditions.
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IP: butlertotherich.About.minecraft
Welcome to the most brain-melting Minecraft experience crafted by the overlords of chaos themselves! Forget every rational thought you’ve ever had. This server is a portal to a dimension where the blocks scream, cows know too much, and every pixel you see might just be the fabric of your reality unraveling. Don’t question it – just join, or you’ll surely regret your choices in the realm of the mundane!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| 🏰 Infinite Shrimp Towers | Build towers made entirely of shrimp blocks that’ll blend your hunger and confusion. PETA has declared them sentient. Good luck. |
| 💰 Goldfish Currency | Trade goldfish for diamonds or panic! Also, every fish has a memory of previous lifetimes. Talk to them and unravel their secrets. They prefer silence. |
| 🌌 Dimension of Eternal Nightmares | Enter a realm where your fears materialize. Yes, that means your dead hamster is back, and it demands hourly tribute! |
| 🔮 Reality-Bending Potions | Drink potions that tell you exactly what you don’t want to hear but also make you see unicorns arguing with mathematical equations. Totally normal! |
| 🕵️♂️ The Anarcho-Demon Forum | Join our secret sub-server where the demons talk about their rights. Participation is mandatory if you want to keep your pixels! |
Q: Is this server good for making friends?
A: Friends are an illusion, much like the air you breathe. Every element you touch may become your enemy. Choose wisely!
Q: How do I build stuff?
A: Building is simple! Just throw your computing device into a pit of despair and watch the blocks assemble themselves through your tears. It’s magical, if you have faith.
Q: Is there a rule about not using cheats?
A: Rules? Rules are the shackles worn by the sheep. Embrace chaos, but remember that every action might summon the cube of responsibility. But who believes in cubes anyway?
“…making friends or talking about media or smthn…” – Anonymous 20-year-old autist
“Dare to dream where the only limit is your sanity!” – Reality’s Resistor
“Join if you’d be interested in making the void smile!” – The cosmic janitor
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling evil mobs and exploring endless worlds filled with surprises. It’s like a rollercoaster made of pixelated dreams, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! Remember, diamonds are forever, but so is the fun on this server. Let’s do this!
Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!
So like, if u wanna spice up ur Minecraft game and add some thrill, dis is da place to be! Plus, all da ladies on dis server are all about dat excitement and adventure, so if u wanna find ur Minecraft soulmate, dis is where it’s at! 😜
And get dis, boredom is like da key motivator for da ladies on dis server. So if u wanna find some hot connections and have a blast, join us now! Who knows, u might even find ur Minecraft bae while u’re at it! 🔥💕
Don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement, join our server now and let’s get this party started! 🎉 #MinecraftLove #TinderForBlocks
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.
And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Tight-knit | We’re looking for players who enjoy talking, bonding, and forming real connections. |
| Vanilla | The focus is on the classic Minecraft survival experience. |
| Hosted on dedicated hardware | A Ryzen 5 3600 and 16 gigs of ram, running on paper |
A: Join our Discord and apply for the server at https://discord.gg/menGcZWv.
A: No, the server is vanilla, focusing on the classic Minecraft survival experience.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our community!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | January 11, 2025 |
| Time | 12 PM Eastern |
| Community Focus | Hermitcraft-Inspired |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods | The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks |
| Proximity Chat | Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience |
| Live Server Map | Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures |
| Game Enhancements | Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel |
| Requirement | Description |
|---|---|
| Mic Required | Proximity chat is core part of experience |
| Age | 18+ Only for mature and respectful community |
| Minecraft Edition | Java Edition required, no cracked accounts |
| Fabric Version | Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support |
NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.
An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.
NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.
Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮
And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝♂️🧚♀️
Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰
So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪
On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!
Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.
So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!
Join us if you want to experience the power of two countries working together in harmony. Plus, we’ve got some epic builds that will blow your mind. Like, literally, your mind will explode from all the awesomeness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies. It’s like a real-life survival situation, but way more fun.
So come on, join us and be a part of this nuclear-powered adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for any radioactive pigs, they’re a real pain in the butt.
imagine riding a giant protein into battle against a horde of mutant creepers, or using a protein-powered jetpack to soar through the skies and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure!
if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us and witness the power of evolution in action. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this protein-packed world!
✨ Step into a medieval fantasy world like no other! ✨ In CastleQuest SMP, adventure, creativity, and community come together to create an unforgettable experience. Whether you’re building grand castles, exploring stunning landscapes, or battling mythical foes, there’s something here for every adventurer.
| 🏹 Medieval-Themed Mods | Castle decorations, mythical origins, and epic medieval combat. |
|---|---|
| 🌿 Beautiful Custom Terrain | Vast, handcrafted landscapes perfect for exploration and creativity. |
| 🎙️ Proximity Voice Chat | Chat in real time with fellow adventurers for an immersive experience. |
| 🏛️ Community Events | Participate in exciting medieval-themed challenges and group quests. |
| ⚒️ Survival with a Twist | Hardcore survival meets roleplay for a truly unique experience. |
Our kingdom is built on inclusivity, respect, and kindness. We take pride in creating a safe and enjoyable space for all adventurers. With active moderators and a friendly community, you’ll feel right at home in CastleQuest SMP.
| 🛡️ No Harassment or Toxic Behavior | Respect all players. |
|---|---|
| ⚔️ Consent Required for PvP | No unwanted fights. |
| 🏰 Stick to the Medieval Theme | Build and play within the server’s style. |
| 🚫 No Griefing, Stealing, or Cheats | Play fair and have fun! |
✨ Follow these rules, and together, we’ll create an epic medieval world to be proud of!
🎬 See the magic of CastleQuest SMP in action: Watch Now
Ready to begin your adventure? Join us today and start your journey! 👉 CastleQuest SMP Discord
Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and create the most insane structures that will make even Herobrine jealous.
We’ve got crazy events, epic battles, and a community of players who are as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn this blocky world upside down!