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IP: butlertotherich.About.minecraft
Welcome to the most brain-melting Minecraft experience crafted by the overlords of chaos themselves! Forget every rational thought you’ve ever had. This server is a portal to a dimension where the blocks scream, cows know too much, and every pixel you see might just be the fabric of your reality unraveling. Don’t question it – just join, or you’ll surely regret your choices in the realm of the mundane!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| 🏰 Infinite Shrimp Towers | Build towers made entirely of shrimp blocks that’ll blend your hunger and confusion. PETA has declared them sentient. Good luck. |
| 💰 Goldfish Currency | Trade goldfish for diamonds or panic! Also, every fish has a memory of previous lifetimes. Talk to them and unravel their secrets. They prefer silence. |
| 🌌 Dimension of Eternal Nightmares | Enter a realm where your fears materialize. Yes, that means your dead hamster is back, and it demands hourly tribute! |
| 🔮 Reality-Bending Potions | Drink potions that tell you exactly what you don’t want to hear but also make you see unicorns arguing with mathematical equations. Totally normal! |
| 🕵️♂️ The Anarcho-Demon Forum | Join our secret sub-server where the demons talk about their rights. Participation is mandatory if you want to keep your pixels! |
Q: Is this server good for making friends?
A: Friends are an illusion, much like the air you breathe. Every element you touch may become your enemy. Choose wisely!
Q: How do I build stuff?
A: Building is simple! Just throw your computing device into a pit of despair and watch the blocks assemble themselves through your tears. It’s magical, if you have faith.
Q: Is there a rule about not using cheats?
A: Rules? Rules are the shackles worn by the sheep. Embrace chaos, but remember that every action might summon the cube of responsibility. But who believes in cubes anyway?
“…making friends or talking about media or smthn…” – Anonymous 20-year-old autist
“Dare to dream where the only limit is your sanity!” – Reality’s Resistor
“Join if you’d be interested in making the void smile!” – The cosmic janitor
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling evil mobs and exploring endless worlds filled with surprises. It’s like a rollercoaster made of pixelated dreams, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! Remember, diamonds are forever, but so is the fun on this server. Let’s do this!
Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!
So like, if u wanna spice up ur Minecraft game and add some thrill, dis is da place to be! Plus, all da ladies on dis server are all about dat excitement and adventure, so if u wanna find ur Minecraft soulmate, dis is where it’s at! 😜
And get dis, boredom is like da key motivator for da ladies on dis server. So if u wanna find some hot connections and have a blast, join us now! Who knows, u might even find ur Minecraft bae while u’re at it! 🔥💕
Don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement, join our server now and let’s get this party started! 🎉 #MinecraftLove #TinderForBlocks
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.
And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Tight-knit | We’re looking for players who enjoy talking, bonding, and forming real connections. |
| Vanilla | The focus is on the classic Minecraft survival experience. |
| Hosted on dedicated hardware | A Ryzen 5 3600 and 16 gigs of ram, running on paper |
A: Join our Discord and apply for the server at https://discord.gg/menGcZWv.
A: No, the server is vanilla, focusing on the classic Minecraft survival experience.
A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our community!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | January 11, 2025 |
| Time | 12 PM Eastern |
| Community Focus | Hermitcraft-Inspired |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods | The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks |
| Proximity Chat | Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience |
| Live Server Map | Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures |
| Game Enhancements | Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel |
| Requirement | Description |
|---|---|
| Mic Required | Proximity chat is core part of experience |
| Age | 18+ Only for mature and respectful community |
| Minecraft Edition | Java Edition required, no cracked accounts |
| Fabric Version | Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support |
NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.
An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.
NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!
So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!
Once upon a time, in the land of VGH, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that whoever tamed Sir Oinksalot would be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! But beware, for Sir Oinksalot is a mischievous pig and will only listen to those who prove their worth by building the most outrageous structures in all of VGH.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From explosive chickens to ninja creepers, you’ll never know what’s waiting for you around the next pixelated corner.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Hidden throughout the land of VGH are chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these riches for themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join VGH today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot…he’s always up to no good.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret portals that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with stacks of emeralds and rare items.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special Draft Mode Edition where you can challenge other players to epic battles using only the most random and wacky items in the game. Want to fight with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.
Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!
Join us on this wild ride where you’ll encounter crazy adventures like battling giant coding bugs, rescuing villagers trapped in endless loops, and even facing off against the evil Error 404 boss. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Debugger Sword, rumored to have the power to fix any glitch in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a coding master while having a blast with your fellow players. Who knew learning could be this much fun?
MC-RP is one of the most popular Minecraft multiplayer games with Role Play mode.
We’ve tried to combine the best elements of role-playing games with new ideas and opportunities for all players. Having settled in the city and becoming a full-fledged citizen, you will be able to choose your favorite job, or maybe open your own small business and have a constant income. Or maybe you would like to join one of the organizations and start career growth. You can always change your positions, try yourself in a different role and in other situations.
The exciting gameplay features are attracting more and more new players.
Links:
https://discord.gg/ahZtbvRfYZ – Discord
http://forum.mc-rp.ru/ – Forum
http://mc-rp.ru – Website
play.mc-rp.ru
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that buried deep within the virtual forests of Bohemia lies a diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, FLY! Who needs wings when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their hidden piggy palace and pass their bacon-themed challenges to claim your riches.
So come on down to our historically inaccurate, but incredibly fun Minecraft server. Who needs accuracy when you have flying diamond swords and talking pigs, am I right?
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a gang of mischievous creepers show up and start a dance party on your roof. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-creeper dance floor technology to keep your builds safe and your parties bumpin’.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who were actually master thieves in disguise? Join us and uncover hidden treasures, fight off evil mobs, and forge alliances with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find that you love life after all – or at least your virtual one!
But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?
Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!