| Welcome to Bloom SMP |
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| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
| Features: |
| Anti-griefing |
| Cross play |
| A welcoming community |
| An active Discord |
| A friendly staff team |
| Regular events |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Bloom SMP FAQ |
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| Q: Is Bloom SMP modded? | A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| Q: What versions can I join on? | A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4. |
| Q: Is there a Discord server? | A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here. |
| Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP? | A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a virtual apartment complex. Your neighbors include Doug, the sweet old man with a Chihuahua, and his daughter’s family of six crammed into a two-bedroom apartment. Can you navigate the chaos and keep your cool when the son-in-law comes knocking at your virtual door asking for wifi access at all hours of the night?
But wait, there’s more! Help Doug with his cable and phone setup, share your leftover dinner with him, and even sneak some groceries from his car (just kidding, don’t do that). And don’t forget to keep those grandkids quiet after 9 pm or face the wrath of sleep-deprived neighbors!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of denying virtual wifi access to moochers while dealing with a flu-ridden toddler and a nosy son-in-law? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions that you won’t find anywhere else. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!
Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.
But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.
So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!
Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.
Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!
We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!
First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.
And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! ðĪŠðððķïļ