LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we turn u into EMOTIONLESS LEARNING MACHINES! forget about having fun and connecting with ur friends, just focus on achieving those performance goals like a boss. u will be so obsessed with winning that u won’t even remember what fun is anymore. join now and become a soulless zombie of success!
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Infinity Isles
Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Server Type Semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Server Started 25th of March Location East Coast of the US Features - Fast leaf decay
- Live map
- Head drops
- Player-run shopping district
- Bi-weekly events
- Resource worlds
- No pay-to-win donation perks
- Active Discord community
Why should you join?
– Quality of life plugins
– Whitelisted community
– Dedicated staff team
– Regular events
– No pay-to-win donation perks
Frequently Asked Questions:
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you must first apply on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/infinityisles
Are there any age restrictions?
Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What kind of events are held on the server?
We have bi-weekly events organized by staff and community members, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?
No, donation perks are non pay-to-win and all proceeds go towards server performance improvements.
How can I access the player head database?
Contributors have access to the player head database using the command /hdb.
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