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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	3733	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	280
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8050	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	1122

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mines Excavated:	3121	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Towns Built:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	95	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!