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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6915 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Votes: | 2406 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 173 |
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