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CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	336594	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2529	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	220

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	66

Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchantments Applied:	97	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

Agreement, Bronco, brother, CAR, contract, Deal, family, Help, Job, kia, maintenance, MONEY, parents, Promise, RAM, Sell, Trade, Truck, Upset, Vehicle, VehicleVibesMC

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!

bizarre scents, eccentric tastes, favorite flavors, favorite scents, favorite smells, favorite tastes, odd food preferences, odd taste, peculiar flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky tastes, ScentCrafters, strange, strange aroma, strange odors, Taste, unique smells, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, unusual fragrances, unusual scents, weird smell, weird taste

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

KrautHealer Minecraft Server

combat medic, conflict zone, Court, death sentence, EXECUTION, foreign fighter, German, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, justice system, KrautHealer, Legal System, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, Prisoner, punishment, sentencing, Server, trial, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Votes:	9132
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!