Congress MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

summit, Ukraine assistance, Tensions, Government, Assistance

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

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CraftyUkrainianDefense

united states, Reuters, funding, $375 million, Congress

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Hearing, House Oversight Committee, News, Committee, house of representatives

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

defense spending, Minecraft, US, arms sales, appropriated

so, like, you know how the US be like “here’s some cash, go buy some cool stuff”? well, they just gave Israel a whopping $3.5 billion to spend on US weapons and military equipment! like, can you imagine the kind of epic battles that are gonna go down on this server?! join now to witness the craziest PvP action you’ve ever seen, all thanks to this insane cash injection! let’s see who can dominate the battlefield with all these new toys at their disposal! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Ukraine crisis, Conflict Resolution, Announces, international relations, military equipment

lolz this server is like getting a $125 million military aid package for Ukraine but in minecraft form. imagine all the epic battles you can have with your friends, taking down enemies and conquering lands like a boss. join now and be part of the ultimate minecraft army, ready to dominate the virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something as epic as this? come on, don’t miss out on the fun and excitement. join now and let the madness begin!

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VetoCraft: Cancel Congress 66%

civic engagement, legislation, checks and balances, Government, Democracy

Are you tired of Congress making all the decisions? Do you wish you had more power to cancel out their ridiculous bills? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have implemented the People’s Veto! That’s right, with a whopping 66% majority vote, you can single-handedly cancel out any Congressional bill that doesn’t sit right with you. Want to ban creepers from exploding? Done. Think it’s time to legalize diamond swords for all citizens? Consider it done! Join our server now and become the ultimate lawmaker in the world of Minecraft. Who needs Congress when you have the power of the People’s Veto on your side?

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CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

Government, CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP, Congress, Democracy, leadership

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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EternalRespawn Minecraft Server

Politics, Server, political career, Minecraft, tides turning

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a former congresswoman who is now a master builder! Watch as she creates legislation out of blocks and redstone, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Join now for a truly unique political experience that will have you laughing all the way to the voting booth!

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CraftyCongressDrugTest

Government, Integrity, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, Politics

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

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ElderlyCraft Minecraft Server

old men, Server, restart, MONEY, alzheimer’s

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the United States political crisis is just a hilarious backdrop to our epic gameplay! Join us as we navigate through a world where corrupt old men run the show and young people are the only hope for change.

Embark on quests to arrest corrupt politicians in Congress and replace them with players of conscience. Or if you’re feeling extra adventurous, start an all-out civil war to overthrow the entire system and let the country start fresh.

Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the drama and chaos in Minecraft? Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughs, action, and maybe even a little bit of anarchy. See you in-game!

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