Congress Minecraft Servers

Congress

  • RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

    RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

    oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

    so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

    EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

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    Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

    Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

    CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

    Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperNation: No TNT griefing allowed!

    CreeperNation: No TNT griefing allowed!

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    If you could pass one law in the U.S. today, it would be mandatory llama riding on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, llamas are the new mode of transportation in our virtual world. And not just any llamas, but rainbow-colored, sparkly llamas that can fly. Imagine soaring through the pixelated skies on a majestic llama, leaving all your friends in awe.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the server, granting wishes to those who can find it.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with monsters, and make wishes on unicorns? It’s a lawless land of fun and adventure, and we want you to be a part of it. Join now and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mythical Quests 1.21.1

    Mythical Quests 1.21.1

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    Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what the heck “the state” even is? Like, apparently it owns royal palaces and navy ships and all that jazz. But like, nobody really knows what it is! Some people think it’s congress, some think it’s the constitution, like what even? And get this, some peeps actually think the politicians are the state, like they own everything and run the show. It’s like a big ol’ mystery, man.

    But hey, if you wanna escape the headless chicken vibes of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got mythical entities, royal palaces, navy ships – you name it, we got it! Who needs to figure out what “the state” is when you can just chill and build epic stuff in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and let’s escape reality together, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeper8Billion

    CraftyCreeper8Billion

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

    Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

    Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

    With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

    Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WTF Minecraft Server

    WTF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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