Congress MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Zelensky’s DisasterCraft

president, Congress, foreign relations, Meeting, disastercraft

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than trump’s meeting with zelensky, then you gotta check out this place! we got republican hawks going nuts over how awesome it is! like, you won’t believe the disasters that happen here, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun!

join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures ever! build crazy structures, battle epic mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

server IP: disaster.meeting.Zelensky.About.trump

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Minimum Wage Congress

economic policy, fair pay, Congress, minimum wage, Wage

so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

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MineCraftyCongressPayGap

REPRESENTATIVES, income equality, public policy, political ethics., U.S. Senators

Are you tired of politicians constantly giving themselves raises while the rest of us struggle to make ends meet? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the salaries of U.S. Senators & Representatives in Congress are tied to the federal & state minimum wages!

Join our server and watch as your favorite politicians have to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers just to earn a decent paycheck. No more fancy dinners and private jets for them – they’ll have to work for every emerald they earn!

Plus, think of the entertainment value. Picture Mitch McConnell trying to build a redstone contraption or Nancy Pelosi getting lost in a maze of caves. It’s a political circus you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show Congress that they need to earn their keep, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe they’ll actually start passing laws that benefit the people for once!

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CryptoMilei Minecraft Server

Economy, scandal, controversy, Server, Corruption

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of a political scandal? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and witness the chaos as Argentina’s opposition tries to impeach someone over a crypto coin crash! it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. join now for a front row seat to the drama! #minecraftpolitics #cryptoconspiracy #creeperimpeachment

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ModiCraft: Capital Conquest

WIN, Party, political comeback, political shift, opposition

lol imagine if indian pm modi played minecraft and had his own server. well guess what, he does! after 27 years out of power, his party is set to win the election in the capital of this epic minecraft server. join now to experience the thrill of building your own political empire and overthrowing the competition. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to challenge modi himself to a build battle. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to rule the virtual world!

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Blocktopia: Congress MIA

Government, Democracy, Congressional hearings, REPRESENTATIVES, united states

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, “Where TF is Congress?” you’ll be embarking on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

Join us as we search high and low for the missing Congress members who have somehow ended up in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves them and brings them back to the real world? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual realm?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Get ready to boogie down like never before!

So why wait? Join “Where TF is Congress?” today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP

bill, smp, future Presidents, congressional approval, government regulations

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?

But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness

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ImpeachCraft: AlGreen vs Trump

MIDDLE EAST, resolution, Impeachment, Israel, protest

so this server is like, totally lit fam. like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. and get this, our main mode of transportation is riding on the backs of flying pigs.

we also have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes. and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, so you gotta be careful not to fall off or else you’ll end up in the land of the evil unicorns.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, you might even get to meet Al Green and his llama army.

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ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

policy, law enforcement, Governing, governing principles, Congress

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

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CraftyExecOrders

policy making, legislation, Democracy, checks and balances, Governance

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.

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