LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZINESS THAT’S GONNA GO DOWN ON THIS SERVER NOW?!
THERE’S GONNA BE SO MUCH HILARIOUSNESS AND INSANITY, YOU WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!
PLUS, FUWAMOCO IS BASICALLY A MINECRAFT LEGEND NOW, SO YOU’LL BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC IF YOU JOIN!
DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT ARE SURE TO HAPPEN ON THIS SERVER!
JOIN NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can show those bears who’s boss by crafting the most fabulous pink castles and unicorn stables ever seen in the Minecraft world!
Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner princess warrior and conquer the bear-infested lands with glitter bombs and rainbow swords!
So grab your diamond tiara and join us on this epic quest to save the world from the furry menace and create the ultimate girly paradise in Minecraft!
Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that RLUSD was created by a group of schizos who were tired of boring stablecoins and decided to create their own wacky version. Legend has it that they mined the RLUSD straight out of the Nether, using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a whole lot of insanity.
So come join us on this wild ride and see for yourself why RLUSD is the craziest stablecoin in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just become a schizo yourself!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. From enchanted golden apples to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from Xabi Alonso himself when you win your second league title!
Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!
So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start reenacting your favorite movie scenes! From explosive action sequences to romantic dramas, our server has it all. And the best part? You get to be the star of the show!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to watch a movie underwater? Well, on our server, you can dive into our underwater theater and watch all your favorite films surrounded by fish and sea creatures. It’s a movie experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious movie nights of your life? Join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!
IP: play.ezartla.comDiscord: discord.gg/heZmyPvbny
Features:
🗺️ Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time.💬 Discord: Stay connected with our community.🔒 Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers.📈 Ranks: Progress through our ranking system.🌀 Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points.💰 Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy.🛒 Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade.🏆 Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards.✨ Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.
Join us for an amazing Minecraft experience!
play.ezartla.com
Join our server with some great addons added
18 years and up only
Brand New World
Custom terrain, items and behavior addons
We have four catagories you can choose to be part of:
| Categories | Rules |
|---|---|
| General Play | Specific rules for general gameplay |
| Kingdoms | Rules for Kingdoms gameplay |
| Teams | Rules for Teams gameplay |
| Badlands | Rules for Badlands gameplay |
List of addons:
Join the discord server to get the IP: Join Discord
No, the server is only for players 18 years and older.
You can get the server IP by joining our Discord server and checking the announcements.
Yes, each category (General Play, Kingdoms, Teams, Badlands) has its own set of rules that players must follow.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Pickle Creepers, and build your own burger-themed kingdom complete with a French Fry moat.
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Burger Cook-Off where players compete to create the most delicious burger in all of Minecraftia. And don’t forget about our exclusive VIP area, the Bacon Lounge, where you can relax in style on bacon-scented couches.
So what are you waiting for, burgerbros? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most burger-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!
We’ve got stepmoms and stepdads duking it out over who has the right to parent you, the player. Will mom and dad reign supreme, or will the stepparents rise to the challenge? It’s a battle royale that even the Ender Dragon would be scared to face.
So if you want to experience family drama like never before, join our server and show everyone that your opinion matters, even if you’re just a teen who doesn’t understand parenting (according to dad). Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate mediator in this epic parental showdown. Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server and unleash your inner stalker as you track your best friend’s every move in the game. Want to know what they’re building next or where they’re mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the wildest adventures of your blocky life!
