Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to fend off a horde of refugee niggers while trying to protect your precious diamonds! And hey, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unlikely of places.
So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Who needs boring old family-friendly servers when you can have a wild ride like this? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy story at a time!
join us and u might just find a diamond block in a chest full of cookies. we got a secret underground base where we throw parties with ender dragons and zombie pigmen.
plus, we got a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal and takes u to a land of rainbow sheep and talking llamas.
so, come on and join us, cuz this server is more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night. let’s get craaaaazy!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on this server built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds. But get this, instead of riding in minecarts, they rode on flying pigs! It was the most epic ride ever, until a creeper blew it up. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server!
Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s gooooooo!
| Server Name | Crafted Survival |
|---|---|
| Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
| Description | A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with minimal tweaks for a griefer-free experience |
| Main Additions |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Server Trailer | Watch the trailer |
| IP | play.craftedsurvival.net |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
To join the server, simply use the IP play.craftedsurvival.net and login to start playing.
No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have measures in place to prevent and address any griefing incidents.
Players can claim land to protect their builds from griefing. The claiming system is easy to use and ensures your creations are secure.
Yes, we regularly host community events such as build contests, minigames, and more. Keep an eye on our Discord server for event announcements.
Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive environment for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules to avoid any issues.
Ranks are based on factors such as trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute positively to the community, the higher your rank will be.
We got logfag and his gang of retards ready to turn your pic into spam if you post personal photos, so watch out!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and a whole lot of chaos.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic stuff together while avoiding the wrath of logfag and his crew. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.
And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.
Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your friend Paul’s constant money troubles. Who needs to worry about lending money when you can be building a castle or exploring a vast underground mine? Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand in-game, no strings attached.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds to make up for all those unpaid loans. See you in the game!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and madness is celebrated.
So say goodbye to boring, outdated advice and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good!
LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.
AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮
