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AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

DreamCarCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Farms Harvested:	538
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchantments Applied:	210
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Villages Defended:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7005	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	165	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Items Found:	1895

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!