Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!
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CraftyJailbreak
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BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!
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The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7
Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.Epic War and Conflict
Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.Master the Economy
Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.Bounties, Quests, and Exploration
For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System
Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.Forming Nations and Earning Perks
Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support
Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.Player-Centric Experience
With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.Modded Experience for a Richer World
Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include:
– Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes.
– Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities.
– The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot.
– Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression.
– MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History!
Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster
Or just use this conveniently placed link:
https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWxFAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.
What makes this server unique?
CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.
Is there a cost to creating a nation?
Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.
Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?
Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?
CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.
What mods are included in the server?
The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.
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Poly Craft: They Them Confusion
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode with joy? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.u know how they/them pronouns can be confusing sometimes? well, on this server, we embrace the confusion and make it our superpower. we have created a whole new language where every word is a different pronoun. it’s like trying to speak alien while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava.
also, did i mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? they are like the Elon Musk of the ocean, but with more fins and less flamethrowers.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide u through the mystical land of pixelated wonder. they will show u where to find the best loot, the coolest builds, and the dankest memes.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but who cares? llamas are cool.”
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DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
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GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key
Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!
Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.
So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?
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CluelessCraft
Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
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QudsCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how everyone thought that dude from Iran’s Quds Force was, like, totally dead? Well, guess what, he’s actually alive! But get this, he’s, like, under arrest now! Can you believe it? It’s, like, a soap opera up in here! Join our Minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history!
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AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server
Server Name UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking Launch Date 10th of March 2020 IP uneasyvanilla.com Version 1.20.6 Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord Overview:
UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
FAQ:
Q: Can I use hacks on UneasyVanilla?
A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using such tools will be banned.
Q: Are there any plugins on the server?
A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.
Q: Can I set a home or teleport to coordinates?
A: No, teleportation, sethome, or any form of location manipulation is not allowed. Players must traverse the world by foot or other means of transportation.
Q: Is griefing allowed on UneasyVanilla?
A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on the server, but players should keep in mind the line between fair gameplay and targeted harassment.
Q: What makes UneasyVanilla different from other servers?
A: UneasyVanilla offers a true vanilla experience with total freedom for players to create, explore, and interact in an anarchy environment, without the use of hacks or cheats.
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Blocky References Only
so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.