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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3548 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9314 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or even participate in a chicken dance-off competition. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who can find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!