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Block Logic Gaming

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	9814
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (in a good way, not like that one time with the creeper explosion).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll unlock unlimited XP and the ability to ride a llama into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with Steve’s face instead). And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava (good luck with that).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

asuka, Dakota, feud, Friends, healthy, Hug, instagram, IYO SKY, Kairi, Lesbian Witches, match, numbers game, Pure Dyke Collective, Recover, recruit, SkyThreadCraft, smp, social media, sonya, twitter, WIN, wrestler, ZELINA

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5250
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

acceptance, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lesson, love, mistake, moving on, personal growth, positive outlook, Redemption, regret, RegretCraft, resilience, second chances, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, wisdom, Youll

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

107 degrees, Australia, Australian heatwave, climate change, DownUnderHeatwaveMC, extreme weather, heat record, heatwave, heatwave alert, heatwave conditions, heatwave records, hot weather, hottest winter temperature, record-breaking, record-high temperature, scorching heat, summer in winter, temperature records, weather anomaly, weather extremes, weather news

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!

Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

1.20.1, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Discord, Draconic Evolution, Dyson, eureka, GregTech, impressed, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Quests, Server, SPHERE, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	New Chunks Explored:	148341
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

academic integrity, amateurism, athlete endorsements, bowl games, coaching salaries, college football, conference realignment, fan engagement, Minecraft, ncaa, player compensation, player safety, playoff system, recruiting violations, revenue sharing, save college football, smp, SMPFootballSavior, social media impact, student athletes, television contracts, ticket sales, title ix

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	1269
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Votes:	7233	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?