confronting mortality Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	8316
Star Shards Collected:	131	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Have you ever been mining deep in the caves of Minecraft, only to realize you’ve run out of torches and the only light source you have left is a glowing creeper staring you down? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Creeper Whisperer” rank that allows you to communicate with these explosive little guys and convince them to become your personal bodyguards!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Yes, you read that right – breakdancing villagers! Join our server and witness the most epic dance battles between these funky villagers, all while trying to avoid getting served by their killer moves.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players have the chance to dig up buried chests filled with rare loot and enchanted weapons. But be warned, some chests are guarded by mischievous skeletons who have a bone to pick with anyone trying to steal their precious loot.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper bodyguards).

Blocky Brush with Death

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Have you ever been chased by a pack of creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or maybe you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of lava and narrowly escaped with just half a heart left? Well, if you’re looking for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action, then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where death is always lurking around the corner, but hey, that’s half the fun, right? With our custom-built challenges and insane obstacles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Dragon and live to tell the tale!

So, if you’re ready to test your survival skills and see just how close you can get to death without actually biting the dust, then come on over and join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage – you’re gonna need it!

CreepinDeathFearz

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you afraid of death? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, death is just a minor inconvenience! Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a world where skeletons ride pigs and creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that those who can defeat the Chicken King will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server and conquer your fear of death while embarking on epic quests, battling mythical creatures, and maybe even finding the fabled diamond-encrusted potato of legend. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Ores Mined:	2511
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

FearNot Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of constantly living in fear of dying in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server where death is just a myth! Our players have discovered the secret to immortality – all you have to do is dance the Macarena while fighting off creepers and you’ll never die again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll have unlimited riches for the rest of your days.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon? Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and earn exclusive rewards for showing off your best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, on our server, death is so last season!

Pixel Peril: Near-Death Adventures

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Have you ever fallen into a pit of lava because you were too busy admiring your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because on our server, near-death experiences are just a daily occurrence! Join us for the thrill of constantly facing danger at every turn, whether it’s dodging arrows from skeletons or narrowly escaping the wrath of an angry Enderman. Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can have heart-pounding excitement around every corner? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world of Minecraft madness!

MineTale Server – The Ultimate Undertale/Deltarune Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	925
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	6917	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that will make your friends green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them in the enchanted forest. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the land of Deltarune, where you can team up with Susie and Ralsei to defeat the evil King!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and sneaky creepers along the way. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dirty dishes, emotional distress, Eviction, family, house rules, Laundry, living situation, Minecraft, one night stands, pet care, pet loss, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate issues, Server, Siblings, sisterly love., SisterSavage, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of living with a roommate who brings home more strangers than a nightclub, leaves dishes to ferment in the sink, and treats the washing machine like a storage unit? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from real-life drama and chaos. Our server is a sanctuary where you can build, explore, and create without any unwanted houseguests. Plus, we promise that none of our players will accidentally let your virtual dog out of the front door.

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a pixelated paradise where the only screaming matches are between players battling it out in PvP. Join now and leave the dirty dishes behind – both in-game and in real life!

WeddingCraft: No Room, No Groom!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mines Excavated:	3475
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old traditions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic virtual wedding of all time!

Picture this: a beautiful ceremony at the Little White Chapel, surrounded by your closest friends and family (Minecraft characters, of course). No need for a reception, we’ve got a virtual buffet where everyone can feast on pixelated delicacies.

But wait, there’s more! We’ll even pay for your Minecraft parents’ hotel rooms so they can join in on the fun. And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even spot a virtual Elvis impersonator wandering around the server.

Now, here’s where the drama unfolds. Your Minecraft sister-in-law is demanding we pay for her room too, claiming it’s unfair to only cover some guests’ expenses. But fear not, we stand firm in our decision. Will she make it to the wedding? Only time will tell.

So, grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft wedding adventure ever! Who needs a real Vegas wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BlockyBuzz Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army” where players can recruit an army of feathered friends to take over the world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of “Hot Potato” using actual explosive potatoes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a few explosions along the way.

LoveCraftedLOL

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Remember that time you thought you found your forever love in Minecraft but they ended up griefing your entire base and stealing all your diamonds? Well, on our server, we promise that kind of heartbreak will never happen! Join us for a chance to find true love in the form of epic builds, friendly players, and no griefing allowed. Who needs a first love when you can have a forever Minecraft server to call home? Join us now and let’s build a love story together!

HotColdCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Players Killed by Monsters:	1094

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT HOT WATER SLIDES AND COLD WATER SLIDES, WE MAKE SURE YOU FEEL ALL THE TEMPERATURES, EVEN THE WEIRD ONES. ONCE A PLAYER GOT STUCK IN A HOT WATER SLIDE AND CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE A LOBSTER, BUT HE SAID IT WAS WORTH IT FOR THE LOLZ. SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST WATER PARK IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, WHERE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU’LL END UP AT NEXT!

Join LumaMC for a survival adventure full of towns, jobs, and chaos on version 1.20+!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

LumaMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy custom coded items with special abilities and unique skills!
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. Top players rewarded at the end of each event.
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
Dynamic Seasons World	World transforms based on the season with synced times of day and weather!
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing	Test fishing skills and compete for rewards with custom fish!
Jobs	Work a job to earn cash and climb the ranks or become the richest player!

LumaMC Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join LumaMC?

A: Connect to our server IP: play.lumamc.net

Q: Do you have a Discord server?

A: Yes, join our Discord community at: https://lumamc.net/chat

Q: Where can I find the server map?

A: Visit our map at: https://map.lumamc.net/

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we have exciting events and content updates planned in our roadmap!

Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?

A: We encourage our community to share thoughts and ideas to help shape the server!

GlowNigger Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3343	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of those pesky glowniggers trying to control everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight back against their sneaky tactics! We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden traps, and even a team of trained attack llamas ready to take down any glownigger that crosses our path. Plus, rumor has it that the final solution to the glownigger problem involves a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

MineCam: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old security cameras that just sit there and do nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most advanced security cam system in the world! Just place your old android phones around your base and watch as they come to life, keeping an eye on all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in. Plus, they double as dashcams for when you’re driving your minecart around the server. And if that’s not enough, they can even be used as ring cams to catch any pesky Endermen trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and never worry about security again! (Webm may or may not be related, we’re not sure what it is either)

CarPartCo-op Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crops Grown:	5037	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of mooching nephews who think they can just take your car for a joyride without contributing a single penny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life car problems behind.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your nephew neglecting your car’s maintenance or refusing to chip in for gas. We have a strict policy that all players must contribute to the upkeep of their virtual vehicles, or else they’ll be banned faster than you can say “check the oil.”

And don’t worry about brake pad issues here – our mechanics are top-notch and will fix your virtual car for a fraction of the cost. No more arguments with entitled nephews who think running errands once a week is enough to justify free car usage.

So come join us and leave your real-life car drama at the door. We promise you’ll never have to deal with ungrateful relatives or expensive repairs ever again. Plus, we have virtual gas stations where you can fill up your tank for free! Join now and say goodbye to nephew-induced headaches.