Imagine a world where wearing a chicken suit to a fancy dinner party is not only accepted, but encouraged. Picture a place where building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano is just another Tuesday activity. That’s the kind of wild and wacky world you’ll find on our server.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Where else can you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks just because you can? And where else can you participate in a server-wide dance party where the only rule is to dance like nobody’s watching (because they’re all too busy building giant statues of themselves)?
Say goodbye to social norms and hello to the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and let your inner weirdo run wild!
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of enchanted cake that never runs out? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two.
So why settle for the ordinary when you can have the extraordinary? Join our Minecraft server today and embrace the absurdity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
We’ve got so many testosterone-filled activities that will make you feel like the manliest man in the universe. From building epic fortresses to battling fierce mobs, this server is where all the alpha males hang out.
And don’t even get me started on the bro camaraderie you’ll experience here. It’s like a brotherhood of manly men who never question their gender.
So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner macho man and dominate the Minecraft world, then join us on this server. It’s where the real men play, no doubt about it.
We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.
So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!
Join us for epic battles against armies of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Parade,” where players dress up as creepers and march through the streets, terrifying villagers and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then come join us today!
And get this, the main currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually chicken nuggets. Yeah, you heard me right. You can trade chicken nuggets for rare items, build houses out of chicken nuggets, and even ride a chicken nugget-powered roller coaster. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers and creepers busting out their best moves? It’s a sight to see, let me tell you.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra chicken nuggets with you. You never know when you might need them.
| Description |
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| CRUSALIS is a geopolitical historically accurate minecraft server all about recreating history. Join us on our server to participate in fun vc grind sessions, raids, and legendary wars where we aim to claim enemy nation land. The server is iteration based, with each new iteration bringing fresh content and themes. Currently, we are building Armavir (Armenia) and organizing our forces for victory. Join us on the server and help contribute to our nation! |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is the server IP? | crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only) |
| How can I join the community? | Join Victorix on Discord and verify your account. When asked who invited you, say Mado. |
| What can I expect on the server? | Participate in grind sessions, raids, and wars to claim enemy nation land. Each iteration brings new content and themes to keep the server fresh. |
| How long do iterations last? | Iterations typically last around 2 months before the server resets for a new theme and content. |
| How can I contribute to nation-building? | Join our skilled players in organizing our forces for victory and contribute to building Armavir (Armenia). |
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!
Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!
But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!
So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!
Our server is like a magical potion that turns nice guys into Minecraft warriors. Say goodbye to being the guy who always finishes last and hello to being the hero of your own Minecraft story. Join us and unleash your inner beast, because on our server, being nice is so last season. It’s time to dominate the Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re not just a nice guy, you’re a Minecraft legend!
Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).
Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!
oh, and did i mention that steve from minecraft once joined our server and built a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yea, it’s pretty lit.
plus, if u join now, u will automatically be entered into a raffle to win a real life pet creeper. just imagine walking down the street with ur very own explosive green buddy.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server of all time!
If u wanna witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for urself, u gotta join this server ASAP! Not only can u see flying hippos, but u can also ride on their backs and soar through the sky like a true hippo pilot. ๐คฃ๐จโโ๏ธ And who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret hippo society living in the clouds, plotting their world domination or something equally absurd. ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ฆ
So come on, join the server and experience the wonder of flying hippos for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! ๐คช๐ข #FlyingHipposFTW #HippoPilotsUnite
| Server Name: | Basovia |
| Description: | Server project centered around development, urbanization, infrastructure |
| Island Size: | 2km x 2km |
* If the download for these doesn’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.
| Q: Can I join the server without the mods? | A: Yes, you can join without the mods, but some features may not work properly. |
| Q: How can I become part of a community in a rural region? | A: You can start a community in a rural region and invite other players to join you in building a large city. |
| Q: Is there a specific theme for development in Basovia? | A: No, players are free to develop the island in any way they choose. |
