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BlockCraft: Russian Revenge
so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience! -
GazaHospitalRaidz
LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GazaHospitalRaidFunCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we raid hospitals in gaza and take out terrorists like a boss! we don’t mess around, we take out those bad guys and save the day! who needs civilians when you can have an adrenaline-pumping adventure like this? plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! -
GrandadCraft: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.
So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.
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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin! -
RuinedSynagogueCraft
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids! -
CraftyGuard Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho -
MotherRussia Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well u gotta join ours cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamond armor that makes u invincible! not to mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and lava pits to keep out the haters.oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our land from any intruders? yea, we’re basically living in a fantasy world where anything is possible.
so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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NATO Border Wars Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian spies and save the world from hybrid warfare!!! yermak is our fearless leader who will guide us to victory with his epic minecraft skills!!! join now and help us protect nato borders from the evil russians!!! build epic bases, team up with other players, and become a hero in the battle against hybrid warfare!!! let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!!! -
CraftyCaucasus
Yo, fam, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, Russia was flying around in the sky, right? And then out of nowhere, they shot down an Azerbaijan Airlines jet! Crazy, right? But wait, it gets even wilder. The Azerbaijan president was like, “Nah, fam, you can’t just shoot down our planes and try to cover it up.” And then there was a whole drama, like a soap opera but with more explosions and stuff. So, if you wanna escape the real world drama and join a server where anything can happen, come join us! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas. No cap.
