lol so this server is like if zelenskyy was a minecraft player and called putin all these crazy names like deaf, bare-a**ed, mammoth, and voldemort. u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna be wild like a herd of stampeding creepers. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in that interview. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy adventures await u. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!
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CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy
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BabyRageCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for some baby mama drama and surprise birthday parties that will leave you shooketh!Reasons to join:
– Witness more plot twists than a soap opera
– Experience the thrill of waiting for a text that never comes
– Enjoy brunch with virtual friends who may or may not cancel on you last minute
– Get the chance to be left out of social media posts just like in real lifeSo what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions in the world of Minecraft! Remember, drama llama approved!
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BroDishDramaCraft
Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.
Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
hey u guiz, dis minecraft server is so lit u won’t believe it! we got ukraine launching offensives in russia’s kursk region, like wut even is dat? come join us for some crazy pvp action and build ur own base to defend against ukrainian attacks! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone! so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
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WarCrimeCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where even israeli soldiers are running away from their problems. we got so much chaos and drama, you’ll forget about your own war crimes. build your own fortress and escape reality like this soldier escaped brazil. who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into on our server. join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything.
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SisCourt Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama over land disputes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to sabotage your plans!Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, just like the time when a player built a giant roller coaster that took them straight to the moon! Who needs real estate drama when you can be soaring through the skies on a Minecraft roller coaster?
Join now and experience the thrill of negotiating with virtual villagers for the best deals on land, without any of the legal battles or family feuds. Plus, you never know when a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds might be waiting for you at the end of a rainbow bridge!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life land disputes behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BorderBrawlCraft
so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyUkraineWarz
lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.
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CraftyHostages Minecraft Server
HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!
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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!