lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.
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KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare
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KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is advancing 5km inside russia but dont worry, the battles are raging in our new kursk offensive minigame!why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!
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PixelPlanePandemonium
so, like, this server is totally epic, like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got pigs flying, literally, like, they sprout wings and soar through the sky. and don’t even get me started on the llamas, they’re like secret agents or something, always plotting against the players.and, like, the best part is the rare standoff with Russia over a downed passenger plane. it’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft. you gotta join to see how it all unfolds, it’s wild.
oh, and did i mention the diamond rain? yeah, sometimes the sky just starts raining diamonds, and everyone goes crazy trying to collect as many as they can. it’s chaos, but in a fun way.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, join us now. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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BroCarBorrower – Hubby Disagrees!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my brother’s car? Look no further! Our server is like a brand new car, ready to take you on epic adventures. Just like my brother always puts gas in our car, our server is always fueled up and ready to go.Join our server and experience the thrill of lending out your car to friends and family. Need a ride to the yearbook photo studio? No problem! Just ask a fellow player for a lift. And don’t worry, we promise not to get mad like my husband did when you borrow our car.
So hop on our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, sharing is caring, even in Minecraft.
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WarriorTunes Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join cuz we got Russian singer-songwriters falling outta windows during police raids, like, what even is that?! It’s like a real-life soap opera but in Minecraft form, ya know? Plus, we got diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!
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BaglessBusMinecraftServer
Are you tired of being the designated tour guide for your family every time you go on a city adventure? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you don’t have to worry about being the mule of the group!On our server, you can explore the city without the hassle of having to navigate for your family members who refuse to bring their glasses or bags. Say goodbye to being the only one with a sense of direction and hello to a world where you can rely on yourself for once!
Don’t let your family hold you back from enjoying the city. Join our server and experience the freedom of exploring without the burden of being the tour guide. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive texts from family members who can’t handle being independent on public transit.
So come on, join our server and leave your family drama behind. It’s time to explore the city on your own terms and have some fun without the unnecessary stress!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we celebrate the 6-month anniversary of ukraine’s kursk incursion!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures just like in the real world (but with blocky graphics lol). build your own base and defend it from invaders, just like ukraine did in kursk (but with creepers instead of tanks). join us for a day of fun and chaos, because why not?? we’re still there, just like ukraine, so come join the madness!!
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Redstone Rumble: 1,500 Lost Troops
come join our epic minecraft server where we battle like russia losing 1,500 troops a day for 3 months straight. it’s a total war zone out here, but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep fighting non-stop. the chaos never ends on our server, just like russia’s troop losses. plus, we have the most epic loot and rewards for those brave enough to join the fight. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.
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NoDealCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.
so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.