come join our epic minecraft server, where we battle isis and save the world from their evil plans. we need ur help to stop them from taking over the virtual world and spreading their chaos. with us, u can be a hero and protect the land from these evil terrorists. join now and let’s show isis who’s boss in minecraft!
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CreeperCrisis: US Aid Cuts & Islamic State Revival
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CraftyWarriorsMC
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape ur own personal hell like these indians who thought they were going to russia but ended up in ukraine lol u will face epic battles and live with trauma from the crazy adventures u will have on our server lol u will never want to leave once u join our server lol come join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever lol.
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CraftyWagnerTerror
Come join our epic Minecraft server where Wagner’s successors are waging a campaign of terror in the Central African Republic! But don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight them off. Plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Join now and be a part of the wildest adventure in Minecraft history!
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LongAnswerMC Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mansplaining is strictly prohibited! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block building and no arguments about chemistry reactions.Are you tired of being called a mansplainer for simply trying to be helpful? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is equal and no one will judge you for giving detailed answers.
Join us and escape the stress of medical school in France by immersing yourself in a world where the only conflict is deciding which block to place next. Build your dream castle with your best friend and never worry about being accused of mansplaining again.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a world where everyone can work together peacefully, without any misunderstandings or arguments. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be accused of is having too much fun!
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Pharaoh’sCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, egypt just had an emergency arab summit after trump’s gaza plan made everyone super mad, but like, forget all that drama and come join our server instead! we got pharaohs riding pigs, camels wearing diamond armor, and even a secret pyramid full of enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin is a legit genie who grants wishes (as long as it’s not for more wishes, duh). so come on over and let’s build a sandcastle together, cuz who needs political turmoil when u can have a blast in minecraft land!
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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc
omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun
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CraftyCreeperCops
Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.
Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!
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FoodieCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!
Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!
So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂
Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!
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AirplaneParentsNotMyProb
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s see who will come out on top in this airport showdown!Picture this: you’re flying high in the sky on a pixelated plane, ready to drop off your SO’s parents in Australia. But oh no, they expect you to pick them up when they return! Will you sacrifice your gig ticket for the greater good, or will you make them take the Minecraft train back home?
Get ready for some intense drama and heated arguments as you navigate through this virtual world. Who will be crowned the ultimate Minecraft airport chauffeur? Join now and find out!
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BoyfriendBlunders Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world responsibilities and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you’re tired of having to hold your boyfriend’s hand through every adult task imaginable.Join us and leave behind the stress of helping someone get a passport, do their taxes, decide who to vote for, invest in the stock market, look for jobs, and more! Our server is a sanctuary where you can just focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without the burden of fixing someone else’s mistakes.
Forget about filling out forms for someone else, reminding them to bring cash, and dealing with their constant mess-ups. On our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build your next base in the mountains or by the ocean.
So come join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only thing that matters is your next adventure in Minecraft! And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with someone misspelling their dad’s name on a passport application ever again.