Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of relationships better than your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who know the struggle of being blocked and unblocked multiple times, just like you. Join us for a chance to start anew in a world where you can build your own happiness without the drama. Plus, we have special events where you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up your ex’s virtual house (just kidding…kind of). So come on in and let’s block out the negativity together!
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HealingHurry Minecraft Server
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ConfrontCraftLOL
Are you tired of your partner always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and show them who’s boss by building a fortress so impenetrable, not even a creeper could blow it up! Plus, we have a special “Lava Pit of Doom” where you can settle your differences in the most epic way possible. Trust us, after a few rounds of PvP in our server, your partner will think twice before messing with your precious loot again!
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CapturedCraft2024
so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!
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TransGasTrollsMC
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz russia be cuttin off gas supplies to transnistria, so we gotta band together and build the most lit minecraft world ever to show em who’s boss. we gonna build giant gas pipelines and blow em up with tnt, while riding on llamas wearing russian hats. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever seen. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s show russia who’s really in charge in this crazy minecraft world!
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GazaBorderGatherers
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic and stuff, you know? like, we got this crazy story where Hamas was, like, spying on all these border towns for, like, 7 WHOLE YEARS before they did some crazy slaughter on Oct. 7. like, can you even imagine that? so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and insane world, you gotta join our server, man. we got all the action and drama you could ever want, plus, like, killer builds and stuff. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, bro!
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Car Crafters: East-West Drift
come join our epic minecraft server where we use satellite imagery to detect car movements JUST LIKE IN THE RUSSIA-UKRAINE WAR. yah, we know, it’s totally cray cray. but it’s all for a good cause, we use this method to monitor population shifts so we can send out humanitarian aid to those in need. so, if you wanna be a part of something bigger than yourself AND have a blast playing minecraft, then join us now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. yasss, you heard that right. FREE COOKIES. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s save the world, one block at a time!
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CraftyBlockz
come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!
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CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine have put aside their differences to build epic structures together! russian foreign minister said “we no longer fight, we build together in minecraft!” come join the fun and witness the most unlikely alliance in history! build with putin and zelensky, and maybe even start a new world peace movement through blocks and pixels! who needs real life peace summits when you can have a minecraft one instead? join now and be a part of history in the making!
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CraftyUkrainianOps
So, like, this server is totally lit, bro! We got like, a bazillion diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our PvP arena is so epic, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and stuff. Plus, our admin team is like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you could ever want.But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy story about how the United States decided to send a bunch of military assistance to Ukraine, but instead of guns and tanks, they sent a bunch of Minecraft players to help defend the country. Can you imagine fighting off invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and some TNT? It’s like, the ultimate battle for freedom and stuff.
So come join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the hero that saves Ukraine with nothing but your crafting skills and a whole lot of determination. Let’s do this!
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FrozenAssetsMC Server
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!