LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF TRUMP AND NETANYAHU HAD A MINECRAFT BABY AND IT WAS A TOTAL DISASTER BUT IN A FUNNY WAY. JOIN IF YOU WANNA SEE CRAZY DRAMA AND EXPLOSIONS LIKE A REALITY SHOW BUT IN BLOCK FORM. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. DON’T MISS OUT, COME JOIN THE CHAOS!
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CraftyNet: Minecraft Server
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KelloggCraft: 100 Days War
join our epic minecraft server and help kellogg resolve the russo-ukrainian war in just 100 days! we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and will challenge you to epic build battles. join now and be a hero in the minecraft world!
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Crafty30Skills
What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!
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ToetagEmpathyGone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.
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EmergencyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of friends who demand constant attention and drain your energy like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from needy friends like that! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can set the boundaries on who you interact with and when.Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for introverts who just want to mine in peace without constant interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without getting dragged into unnecessary friend drama.
So come join us and escape the real world where you can be the master of your own domain. Who needs needy friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and say goodbye to friend drama forever!
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PrideCraft: No Flagging Down!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flags are a hot topic of debate! Join us for the most intense flag-raising drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. We promise that putting up a flag in our server is way easier than in real life – no hour-long struggles here!Just like in the real world, our server is filled with friends who may have some interesting requests. Will you take down your virtual lesbian flag to avoid awkward encounters with conservative players and their virtual grandparents? Or will you stand your ground and let your flag fly high, causing virtual tantrums and drama?
Join us for a wild ride of flag-related shenanigans and virtual arguments. Who knew a simple flag could cause so much chaos? Don’t miss out on the flag-tastic fun – join our server now!
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CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
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CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!
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PianoPraisePandemonium
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.
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CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow