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  • NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP

    NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP
    OMG, so like, you won’t believe it but on this Minecraft SMP, we have this secret underground society where we teach people how to do basic life skills that they never even knew they needed! Like, we have classes on how to properly stack blocks, how to tame a wild chicken, and even how to communicate with villagers using only emojis! It’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

    And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.

    So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Pentagon Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Pentagon Edition
    so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and fight creepers and stuff? well on this server, we got a crazy twist! we give u NUKE weapons to fight off the creepers! imagine blowing up a whole forest just to get rid of some pesky zombies, haha!

    our server is like no other, we got flying pigs that drop diamonds, and every time u defeat the ender dragon, u get a real life dragon egg delivered to ur doorstep!

    join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of nuclear warfare in minecraft! who needs swords and bows when u got nukes, amirite? come join the fun and blow stuff up with us!

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  • MailboxMischiefMinecraft

    MailboxMischiefMinecraft
    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

    Join us for crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with eccentric characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Need a break from the mundane? Come on over and experience the thrill of virtual revenge like never before! Just like the time I pranked my neighbor by planting a massive turd in her mailbox. Talk about a classic move!

    So, why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knew Minecraft could be this absurdly fun? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

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  • TrumpPutinCraft

    TrumpPutinCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin call each other to discuss building blocks and zelenskyy is like nah i need to consult my villagers first before making any deals. russia is throwing a party because the creepers are finally getting along with the villagers and the ender dragon is now a peace ambassador. join us for some crazy adventures and build the most insane structures with your new pixelated friends. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come join the fun!

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  • CraftyPeace Minecraft Server

    CraftyPeace Minecraft Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring peace stuff and go for crazy battles like ukraine but without the real life consequences cuz it’s just a game bro. after u join u can pretend to be trump or putin and have wild phone calls where u make all the rules and cause chaos for europe. it’s like a virtual reality where u can be a dictator or a hero or whatever u want cuz it’s minecraft baby. so come on and join the madness cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • CraftyKyivWarfare

    CraftyKyivWarfare
    so liek, u know how there’s all this drama goin on in ukraine and russia? well, our minecraft server is like the perfect escape from all that craziness! come join us and build ur own lil world where u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom! plus, if u don’t join, the US might send troops to ukraine, so like, u better join to avoid all that drama! come join us now and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • ShoelessCraft Minecraft Server

    ShoelessCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear your platform boots and take them off whenever you want? Look no further! Join our server where there is no dress code to live up to and you can be as comfortable as you want, even if it means taking off your shoes during gameplay.

    We understand the struggle of having to keep your shoes on while playing, so we welcome all players to kick off their shoes and relax while mining and building. No judgment here, just pure fun and comfort.

    So if you’re tired of being told to keep your shoes on in real life, come join our server where you can be yourself and play Minecraft in style (or lack thereof). Who needs a dress code when you have a pickaxe and a blocky world to explore? Join now and let your feet be free!

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  • FriendshipFails7yo

    FriendshipFails7yo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t believe in forcing friendships or getting involved in kids’ social lives unless there’s virtual bullying involved! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own friendships without any meddling parents!

    Our server is the perfect place for kids to learn social skills, like how to navigate falling outs with their Minecraft besties. Who knows, maybe your son’s virtual BFF will build him a pixelated peace offering castle!

    And if any parents try to give you dirty looks or huff and tut at you in the virtual playground, just remember that we’re all here to have fun and build awesome creations together. So come join us and let your kids figure out their friendships in the most epic way possible – through mining, crafting, and building!

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  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
    so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, bro.

    and get this, we have a secret underground lair where all the players can battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, imagine fighting a giant spider with a diamond sword while riding a llama. it’s pure madness, man.

    also, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can make you invincible for, like, forever. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

    so, like, come join us on this crazy minecraft server and let’s have the time of our lives. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible, right? let’s do this!

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  • PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

    PeaceCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have peace deals hotter than a spicy taco! we got donald trump and vladimir putin fighting over who gets the last diamond block, but don’t worry, our EU foreign policy chief is here to keep the peace! build your own empire and show those world leaders who’s boss in the world of blocks! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political drama and just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of minecraft land. join now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

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