Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any pulling teeth or dodging questions. Our community is supportive and friendly, unlike certain family members who just can’t seem to get along. And don’t worry about dinner – you can have the same meal every night if you want, no judgment here!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be cutting out is the negativity. Let’s build a world where everyone gets along and the only thing we make fun of is creepers blowing up your house!
And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.
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our server is like no other, we got flying pigs that drop diamonds, and every time u defeat the ender dragon, u get a real life dragon egg delivered to ur doorstep!
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Need a break from the mundane? Come on over and experience the thrill of virtual revenge like never before! Just like the time I pranked my neighbor by planting a massive turd in her mailbox. Talk about a classic move!
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