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CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where US and Russia are having talks in Saudi Arabia but in minecraft!! watch as they build giant sand castles together and argue over who gets the last diamond block!! will they finally make peace or will they start a full on war in the virtual world?? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the fun!! who knew politics could be so entertaining in minecraft?? come on, what are you waiting for?? join now before the creeper blows everything up!! -
GulfCrafters: Google Dispute Mexico
come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than mexico waiting for google to respond about the gulf of mexico name! we might even file a lawsuit if they dont answer soon! but dont worry, our server is way more fun than any legal battle. build your own gulf of mexico in minecraft and claim it as your own! who needs google when you have us? join now for a wild ride full of crazy disputes and epic builds! -
EuroTroopRescue
lol, join our epic minecraft server where we plan for troops to back up the epic ceasefire in Ukraine! we need all the gamers to come together and show their support for peace in the virtual world! plus, we totally want the U.S. to join us and help out, because why not? who knew minecraft could be so political, amirite? come join us for some epic battles and maybe even some world peace, who knows? just remember to bring your diamond sword and your best peace sign emote, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
ZelenskyCraft: No Decisions Without Us!
so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.
so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!
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MotherInLawGoneWild
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from decision paralysis and wedding planning nightmares.Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget all about saving face and family obligations.
So come on over and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Say goodbye to your mother-in-law and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!
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Skillz4SMP: Redstone Prodigy
Bro, have you ever heard of this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the dopest place to be, like seriously. You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events. Like, one time we had a chicken riding contest and it was wild, bro. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig, trust me.But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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Zelenskyy’s No Peace Deal Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and saudi arabia are fighting it out in a battle for dominance! zelenskyy is leading the charge with his army of blocky soldiers, refusing to accept any peace deals from the saudis!build your own fortress and defend against the saudi invaders, or join forces with zelenskyy and help him conquer the land! with epic battles and crazy alliances, this server is not for the faint of heart!
plus, we have the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ve ever seen, just waiting to be mined! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft war the world has ever seen!
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EuroBlockSummit
lol so like, u know how Trump be doin his thing and shuttin ppl out of talks? well, now all the European leaders are like “oh no he didn’t!” and they havin an emergency meeting and stuff. but like, forget all that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs flyin and cows doin backflips, it’s wild! plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur own kingdom, just like those European leaders wish they could do. so come on, leave the politics behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

