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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your roommate stealing your precious rotisserie chicken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a chicken thief-free zone! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your own chicken coop and protect your poultry at all costs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can battle it out with their feathered friends for ultimate glory. Will you be the champion of the coop?

    So come on over and join us for a clucking good time on our Minecraft server! Just remember, on this server, the chicken is always yours to keep.

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  • CurtainCatastropheMC

    CurtainCatastropheMC
    Are you tired of your significant other turning your shower into a water park every time they bathe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the soggy shower curtain drama by diving into a world where the only water you’ll encounter is the beautiful oceans and rivers you can explore.

    Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the hassle of fixing shower curtains and dealing with waterlogged bathrooms. Plus, with our plastic liner feature (just kidding, we don’t have that), you’ll never have to worry about curtain catastrophes again!

    So come join us and leave the shower shenanigans behind. Who needs a long shower when you can spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to soggy curtains and hello to endless fun!

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  • FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

    FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have the most hilarious responses to “fuck you” ever! Like, one time someone said that in chat and our admin turned them into a chicken for a whole day! And another time, someone said it and our mod made them build a giant statue of a potato as punishment! It’s so random and crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and see what wacky shenanigans we get up to next, it’s a total blast!

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    so like, imagine this: u join our amazin minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle between zelensky and trump over all these ‘ceasefires’ that russia keeps breakin. like, it’s crazier than a creeper explodin in ur face! u gotta join this server if u wanna see some real drama go down, it’s like watchin a soap opera but with blocky characters. plus, u get to build ur own base and mine for diamonds while all this political drama unfolds around u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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  • MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!

    MapleCraft: $5B Pledge & Armoured Fun!
    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got more fun than a barrel of creepers exploding in a village. why should you join? well, let me tell ya a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. they were so rich, they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. but then, a group of evil players tried to steal their riches, so they had to defend their castle using enchanted swords and potions. it was epic, bro.

    and that’s not all. we have a secret underground city where players can trade rare items and battle mythical creatures. rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of candy. yeah, you heard me right. candy land, baby.

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on chickens? it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see, i swear.

    so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, we’re that cool.

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  • ToddlerTruthsMC

    ToddlerTruthsMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the crazy antics of your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with hair-clipping adventures and sneaky candy exchanges. Our server is so wild, even your 2-year-old will have stories to tell the neighbors about their grandma’s haircutting skills. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even get a surprise haircut yourself! Join now for a hair-raising experience unlike any other!

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  • RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

    RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u always wanted to mine rare earths in minecraft but u could never find them? well guess what, on our server, u can mine all the rare earths u want cuz we got a deal with trump himself! zelenskyy tried to sign it but he was like nah, but don’t worry, we’re still close to making it happen! join our server now and be the richest player ever with all them rare earths! who needs diamonds when u got rare earths, amirite? come join the fun and mine to your heart’s content!

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  • KyivCraft Minecraft Server

    KyivCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of trudeau in kyiv pledging army vehicles and seizing russian cash on the anniversary of invasion.

    build your own army vehicles and raid other players to steal their cash, just like trudeau!

    who needs diplomacy when you can just blow everything up in blocky pixelated glory?

    come join the madness and conquer the world one block at a time. but beware, trudeau might be lurking around the corner ready to snatch your hard-earned loot.

    only the bravest and craziest players survive in this wild and unpredictable world. are you up for the challenge?

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  • CraftyCreeperEU

    CraftyCreeperEU
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have estonia in a wild adventure to get EU to seize russian assets for ukraine! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make your head spin. the players are like warriors, fighting for justice and glory. join us now and be a part of this insane journey! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally bring peace to the land. let’s gooooooo!

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  • EpicCraft: Ukraine Showdown

    EpicCraft: Ukraine Showdown
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. We got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

    If you join this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot laser beams from your eyeballs and ride a giant chicken into battle. Plus, we have a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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