that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?
join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!
We’ve got creepers that explode like nuclear bombs, villagers that trade in vodka instead of emeralds, and a secret underground base where you can ride polar bears into battle. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else.
Plus, our admin is a former KGB agent who once wrestled a bear with his bare hands. He’ll keep you on your toes with surprise events like zombie invasions and lava floods. It’s like living in a real-life action movie, but blockier.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to pack your snow boots and vodka flask, because things are about to get icy hot!
Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.
So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!
Witness Ava’s epic performances as she belts out tunes at the most inappropriate times, and maybe even catch Scarlett making a guest appearance to show off her vocal chops. Will you choose Team Ava or Team Scarlett in this musical showdown?
But beware, things can get heated at the dinner table, so make sure to bring your earplugs and a strong stomach for the ultimate dining experience. Will you survive the chaos and drama of this server, or will you be singing a different tune by the end of it all?
Join now for a server experience like no other, where family dynamics and singing talents collide in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon. That’s right, THREE WISHES! You could wish for diamonds, or a pet creeper, or even a lifetime supply of cake. The possibilities are endless!
Oh, and did I mention that this server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft? It’s called the Fluffy Bunny of Doom, and it’s said to bring good luck and fortune to all who befriend it. So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Our server is a safe haven for all virtual romantics looking to build relationships with pixelated characters. No more sulking boyfriends or screaming matches over computer code spouses. Here, you can freely express your love for NPCs without judgment.
Plus, we have a special feature where you can have virtual kids with your NPC partners. Imagine the joy of raising a pixelated family with your digital soulmate! Join now and say goodbye to real-life relationship drama. It’s time to live your best virtual life!
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴☠️
so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪
| Server IP | play.nitrogen.zone |
|---|---|
| Port | 19132 (default) |
| Console Players Add | ‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab! |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132. |
| Can console players join? | Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab. |
| Are there any custom items or blocks? | Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server. |
| Is hacking allowed on the server? | No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule. |
| What can I expect from events and competitions? | We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in. |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!
But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!
But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?
Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.
Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?
Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!
And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?
imagine riding a pig with a jetpack while shooting laser beams from your eyes at a horde of zombie chickens. or building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks that rain down diamond swords on unsuspecting players.
our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a psychedelic wonderland of chaos and mayhem. join now and embrace the madness! who needs boring old reality when you can dive headfirst into the crazy world of game magic on our server? let the insanity begin!
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.
We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.
We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.
We have set up an application process in our Discord that all players need to fill out before joining. In general, this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.
To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process. https://discord.gg/TEqQJNcT
In the Welcome channel, just type in /apply member application. A pop up should show up after you type in /apply
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Harvest SMP server? | To join, you need to apply through our Discord server. Simply join our Discord and follow the instructions for the application process. |
| What is the age requirement for joining Harvest SMP? | Harvest SMP is an 18+ server, but we do not verify your age. We trust that you are telling the truth. |
| Are mods and resource packs required to play on the server? | No, mods and resource packs are optional on Harvest SMP. They are mainly for quality of life and custom textures. |
| How long does a season on Harvest SMP typically last? | Previous seasons have lasted around a year before a reset. The goal for Season 3 is to have a long-term world. |
| What kind of experience level is welcome on Harvest SMP? | All experience levels are welcome on Harvest SMP. Whether you are a veteran player or new to the game, you are welcome to join. |
