Are you tired of being put on hold by your significant other for their friends? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you will never be left hanging on the phone! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about being put on hold. Plus, we have a strict no-hold policy, so you can game in peace without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to being left on hold for good!
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GF Left Me Hangin’ LOL
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CraftyUkraineAid700mil
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a bit of a pickle right now? well, our minecraft server is here to save the day with $700 million in aid! we’re not just sending food and water, oh no. we’re sending long-range weapons to help them fight off those pesky creepers and zombies. join our server and be a hero in the virtual world while helping out in the real world too! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines for all the right reasons? come join us and be a part of something epic!
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PutinCraft: Kursk Khaos
come join our epic minecraft server where putin is dragging his feet on mobilization but we got u covered with epic battles and troop shortages that will make u go woooooahhhh. forget about the Kursk incursion, we got our own crazy shizz happening here. join now for a wild ride and maybe even meet putin himself (jk not really but u never know). let’s goooooooo!
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WorldPeaceQuest – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the constant chaos and drama in your Minecraft world? Do you dream of a place where creepers and players can live in harmony? Look no further than our SMP! Join us for a chance to bring about world peace in Minecraft through epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional dance party with Endermen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to achieving true peace in the real world too! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a better place, one block at a time.
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SnapCraft: Wife Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and avoid weight-related arguments with your significant other.On our server, you can create a virtual paradise without worrying about the number on the scale. No need to count calories or argue about who needs to diet more – just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.
Plus, with our magical Minecraft potions, you can transform into any size or shape you desire. Want to be a giant towering over the landscape? Done. Prefer to be a tiny pixie flitting through the trees? We’ve got you covered.
So come join us on our server and leave the weight debates behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft? See you there!
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GuardianCraft: StormShadowUK vs Russia
so like, u know that minecraft server where u can like, shoot missiles at ur enemies? well, this server is like that, but instead of regular missiles, u get to use STORM SHADOW MISSILES, like how cool is that?? u can totally wreak havoc on ur enemies from long range, just like how UK is letting Ukraine do it to Russia, but in minecraft form haha. join now and start blowing stuff up in the most epic way possible, u won’t regret it, promise.
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SisterInLawSnubbed Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no backhanded comments about your mining skills or insults about your pixelated family.Join us and you won’t have to deal with rowdy 3-year-olds hitting your virtual pets with sticks. Our server is a safe space for all dogs, even the little princess ones. And if anyone dares to mess with your Minecraft dog, we’ll step in and protect them like the pixelated heroes we are.
So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with real-life family feuds over a birthday party. See you in the virtual world!
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BILbannedMC_FUN
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and boundary-setting galore!Witness the epic saga of a husband, his brothers, and a wife who has a zero tolerance policy for drunk driving. Will the husband choose his wife or his troubled brother? Find out on our server!
Experience the thrill of raising kids, dealing with in-laws, and setting boundaries in a virtual world like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join now for a chance to roleplay as the wife who stands her ground, the husband torn between loyalty and love, or the troubled brother in need of redemption. It’s a soap opera in block form!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dysfunctional Minecraft server around. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Join today!
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UkraineCraft: No Restrictions, Just Long-Range Fun!
come join dis epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP stuff like BLINKEN hints US will lift restrictions on Ukraine using long-range arms in Russia!!! y’all can be part of the action and launch TNT at each other like it’s a WARZONE! build a base, gather resources, and FIGHT for your survival in this crazy world where anything goes! plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can raid if you’re brave enough. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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DeskCraft – No Hubby Allowed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this couple fighting over a desk, we know the struggle of needing your own spot to thrive.Join us for a virtual world where you can claim your own territory and never have to worry about someone stealing your desk again! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers in peace without any interruptions.
Don’t be the asshole who gives up their desk time – join our server and claim your virtual desk today! Who knew a Minecraft server could solve real-life problems? 😉