So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On
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BlockWarsSA
lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness -
5SecCouplesArgueFun
couples therapy, emotional regulation, conflict management, Five-second breaks, communication skillshey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like five-second breaks for couples’ arguments but in minecraft form! just take a five-second break from ur mining or building to defuse any conflicts u may have with other players. it’s proven to be just as effective as 10 or 15-second breaks in preventing escalation of drama. so come join us and experience the magic of minecraft therapy! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of that? join now and let the craziness begin! -
BorderBoost Minecraft Server
LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY -
CraftyFrenchMines
come join our minecraft server and avoid the chaos of real life like france telling people to gtfo of iran. we promise no military escalations here, just blocky fun and endless adventures. plus, our server is so lit that even the french government is recommending it as a safe haven. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to safety and happiness. who needs real life drama when you can build your own world in minecraft? join now and escape the madness! -
WarReadyMC Server
lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where we gotta train for war in three years!!! like the head of the british army is like “yo join this server and get ready to fight, fam” and we all gotta build our bases and gather resources to prepare for battle!!!but like, instead of guns and tanks, we gotta use swords and bows and arrows and stuff. and there’s gonna be dragons flying around and creepers blowing up everything. it’s gonna be epic, mate.
so come join this server and show off your pvp skills and strategize with your squad. let’s show the world that we’re ready for war, minecraft style!!!
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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
lol this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got von der leyen herself fighting off china from invading taiwan in minecraft!!! imagine the epic battles, the explosions, the drama! come join us and be part of the action, save taiwan with von der leyen by your side! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft! -
UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOTTA BE LIKE TAIWAN LEARNING FROM UKRAINE TO PREPARE FOR CHINESE ATTACK, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS! ððĪĢWE GOT EPIC MINI-GAMES LIKE “CREEPER DODGE” WHERE U DODGE EXPLODING CREEPERS WHILE COLLECTING DIAMONDS, AND “BLOCK WARS” WHERE U BATTLE OTHER PLAYERS TO SEE WHO CAN BUILD THE COOLEST STRUCTURE!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE! ðĪŦ
SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME MINECRAFT MADNESS TOGETHER! ðŪðĪŠðĨ
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Macron’s Explosive MineCraft
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! ððĨð -
KiddieCraft UN Blacklist
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!