Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.
Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?
We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!
So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!
Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ years old |
| Ranks | No ranks or moderator positions |
| Map | New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future |
| Player Count | 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Additional Servers | Legacy Server, Creative Server |
| Exceptions to Vanilla | Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin |
A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.
A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.
A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.
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We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.
Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.
So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?
join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.
plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!