New Minecraft Servers 2025

CONFIRMED UFO Sighting By Fighter Pilots Over Ukraine! Minecraft Servers

CONFIRMED UFO Sighting By Fighter Pilots Over Ukraine! Minecraft Servers

  • NoBullyZoneMC

    NoBullyZoneMC
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1269
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

    Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

    But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

    ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 106
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

    From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8379
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 166 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Animals Bred: 163 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3319
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

    KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9181
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 480
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

    LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 5071
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Animals Bred: 147 Crops Grown: 2285
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

    imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Incel-free Minecraft Server

    Incel-free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 5297
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mines Excavated: 4289
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

    Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

    So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

    Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5799
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Crops Grown: 2559 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

    You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

    CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8741
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaskFail1000

    TaskFail1000
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 5056
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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