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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9106 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Votes: | 6719 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!
We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!
Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.
So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?
