Confirm MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpaceCraft: Liquid Water World

liquid, Mass, HD 20794 d, liquid water, Habitable

yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this sick new minecraft server? it’s like outta this world, literally! astronomers just found this planet called HD 20794 d that’s like, perfect for habiting and stuff. and guess what? we’ve got a minecraft server based on that planet!

join us on this intergalactic adventure where you can build your own alien base, mine for space diamonds, and battle against extraterrestrial mobs. we even have a special mod that lets you ride on flying saucers and shoot lasers at your enemies.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on the most out-of-this-world minecraft server ever created! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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CraftyKremlinCrafts

official statement, international relations, speculation, phone call, Kremlin

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that putin and trump actually play on it too! they have secret phone calls while building their minecraft empires, like, who knew they were such big gamers, right? join now to see if u can catch them in the act or maybe even join their minecraft alliance. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. come on, what are u waiting for? the kremlin can’t even confirm or deny how lit this server is gonna be!

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DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

executor, affairs, feelings, WIBTA, barbaric

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

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NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

Vessel, investigation, nuclear submarine, Propulsion, US officials

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

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HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal

Gallant confirmation, hostages, gallant, hamas hostages, Hamas

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!

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AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

Healthcare, Alzheimer’s research, pharmaceuticals, newly-approved, neurological disorders

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

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AlohaCraft Minecraft Server

Hawaii, Pacific Islander, vacation, Paradise, Hospitality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so epic that even players from Hawaii can’t get enough of it – just ask them, oh wait, they’re probably too busy surfing on lava waves and riding dolphins to confirm!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even a pet dragon that will fight by your side. And if you ever get bored of building, just hop on one of our magical flying llamas and explore the endless wonders of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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Horse or Human? 10 Sec Test Server

Quick Thinking, prove it, ValiDate, PRESSURE, Human

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict policy that requires all players to prove they’re not a horse within 10 seconds of joining. Don’t worry, we’ve had some pretty interesting attempts at this, including players trying to neigh their way out of it or gallop around their computer screens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!

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Crafty Craziness: The Legend of ‘Is this true?’

Debunked, Craziness, truth seeker, trustworthy, true or false

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, creepers that do the Macarena before exploding, and diamond armor that makes you invincible!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing with his hilarious jokes about Steve and his obsession with mining diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that this server has its own secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies as their backup dancers?

So what are you waiting for? Come join this server for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

Email Verification, CREEPERS, need email verification, need verification post, Confirm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

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