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Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Votes:	9546

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

America, anti-semitism, Conflict, Crafty, CREEPERS, Defense, defense system, Dome, hezbollah, international relations, Iron, Iron Dome, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, Missiles, Pissrael, Rockets, SECURITY, Support, threat, useless, WARFARE, weapons, West

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Runes Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

AD-EU, April Trading Post, Chaos, Crafting, dragonflight.blizzard.com, Epic, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, lols, MEETUPS, MineLOL, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, the war within, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5637	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2408	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

blocky, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, date, enlistment, Entertainment, Future, hobbies, IncelCraft, Incels, internet, ISOLATION, Join, Loneliness, MAYHEM, Military, QT, relationships, self improvement, Shenanigans, Social Skills, society, Survival, Technology, War, ww3

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6976	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ores Mined:	9077

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

child development, club, concerns, Dangers, digital age, indoor, internet access, internet safety, Kids, Minecraft, modern parenting, online dangers, online safety, outside world, parental control, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, pixels, playgrounds, prefer, Safety, screen time, Server, supervision, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

America, Asians, beauty standards, blocks, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminine, FeminineCraft, feminism, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Global, Identity, Latinas, MODERN, Perception, rule, Show, society, Stereotypes, Traditional, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

2021, Backlash, Bitch, Chat, controversy, criticism, DELETED, Drama, emoji, gura, insecure, internet personality, lolz, mascot, Minecraft, missing, Online Community, post, Server, social media, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchantments Applied:	64	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!

Crafting Chaos: Where Iran is Safe and Creeper-Free!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a server that’s hotter than a lava pit in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Iran is about to be wiped off the face of the earth! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the legendary ghostly figure. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now before it’s too late!