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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5606 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Mines Excavated: | 3636 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.
But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
