ConfidentlyAbsurd – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

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What are Minecraft servers like Pixelmon-AU ?

2021, Aussie Owned, Community, Curseforge, Custom Plugins, Economy, EV Training, Gaming, Gts, Keep Inventory, Minecraft, Modpack, ONLINE, Pixelmon, Poké Hunts, Pokebuilder, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, vote party, Wondertrade, world-building

Some similar Minecraft servers to Pixelmon-AU include: 1. Pixelmon Reforged: This server offers a similar Pixelmon experience with a focus on exploration, battling, and training Pokemon. With regular updates and a dedicated community, Pixelmon Reforged is a great choice for players looking for a similar experience to Pixelmon-AU . 2. PokeSaga: PokeSaga is another popular Pixelmon server that offers a wide range of features, including custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can battle, trade, and explore in this vibrant Pixelmon world. 3. PokeMayhem: PokeMayhem is a Pixelmon server that prides itself on its active community and regular events. With features like Pokebuilder, GTS, and EV training, PokeMayhem offers a comprehensive Pixelmon experience similar to Pixelmon-AU . 4. PokeCentral: PokeCentral is a Pixelmon server known for its friendly community, custom plugins, and regular updates. With features like Wondertrade, PokeHunts, and Vote Parties, PokeCentral provides a fun and immersive Pixelmon experience for players of all skill levels. 5. PokeVerse: PokeVerse is a Pixelmon server that offers a mix of traditional Pixelmon gameplay and custom content. With features like Keep Inventory and unique challenges, PokeVerse is a great choice for players looking for a similar experience to Pixelmon-AU .

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Ummah’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, ethical finance, financial ethics, financial principles, financial regulations, financial transactions, halal banking, interest-free loans, Islamic banking system, Islamic culture, Islamic economy, Islamic finance, Islamic law, Islamic teachings, Minecraft, Muslim community, No Riba, religious beliefs, religious guidelines, Server, sharia compliant, ummah, Ummahs, usury prohibition

Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and farming the same old crops? Well, look no further because our server is the No Riba edition, where we take things to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not the last part, but we’re working on it).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond castle and a pet dragon (not guaranteed, but hey, a player can dream).

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on the No Riba edition server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you in the game!

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Central European Food Lover Minecraft SMP

Austrian food, central, central european food, comfort food, cuisine, culinary delights, Czech food, dumplings, European, Food, foodie, German food, goulash, hearty meals, Hungarian food, international cuisine, Lover, Minecraft, pierogi, Polish food, SAUERKRAUT, schnitzel, smp, spaetzle, Strudel, traditional dishes

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in your country? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a taste of Central European cuisine like you’ve never experienced before. We’ve got virtual schnitzel, pixelated pierogies, and even a blocky bratwurst that will make your mouth water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So come join us on our Central European food adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hunger for virtual food). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this potato-filled fun!

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MineShareMania Minecraft Server

ball pit, birthday present, Boundaries, child’s birthday, DAUGHTER, family, family dynamics, Frustration, gift giving, Minecraft, MineShareMania, Niece, parenting, parenting decisions, Playtime, selfish, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, Toddler, toddler tantrums, Upset

Come join our Minecraft server where sharing is optional and birthday presents are sacred! Just like the foam ball pit in this story, you can have all the fun to yourself without anyone bothering you. No need to worry about being called selfish or an AH for wanting to enjoy your own presents in peace. Our server is a place where you can kick back, relax, and have a ball – literally! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

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BlameItOnTheCreeper

BlameItOnTheCreeper, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, cousin, family, irrational fears, judgment, medical anxiety, medical care, needle-phobic, Nurse, patient, Phobia, Picnic, progress, rant, regression, Situation, Therapy, traumatic moments, Treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge you for your irrational fears like that nurse did! Join us for a fun and supportive community where we embrace all coping mechanisms, even if it involves “crying like a baby” while playing Minecraft.

Our server is therapy-approved, so you can rest assured that we won’t tell you to “grow up” or “seek therapy” for your fear of creepers. We understand the struggle of facing your fears, especially when it involves placing virtual IVs in pixelated patients.

Don’t let your fear of judgment hold you back from joining our server. We promise not to berate you for being scared of Endermen or skeletons. Plus, we have expert therapists on hand (well, maybe not actual therapists, but we’ve watched a lot of Dr. Phil) to support you through your pixelated phobias.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where we won’t blame you for regressing in your treatment if you run away from a zombie. Let’s build a supportive community together, one block at a time. #NoJudgmentMinecraftServer

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SatanStopKnockin Minecraft SMP

adversary, battle, BELIEF, Christianity, Confrontation, courage, Darkness, Devil, Evil, FAITH, fear, Minecraft, power, Redemption, Religion, resistance, Satan, SatanStopKnockin, smp, spiritual warfare, strength, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Satan himself is a regular player! Join us for a chance to team up with demons, battle evil mobs, and maybe even strike a deal with the devil himself. Who needs diamonds when you can have souls as currency? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the Nether is just a vacation spot for our members. Just remember, if Satan comes knocking at your door, make sure to have a witty comeback ready!

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BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, Closure, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, failed relationship, forgiveness, Healing Process, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship dynamics, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, trust issues

Are you tired of failed relationships in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the most essential lesson of all: never trust a creeper with your heart! Our server is filled with love potions, heart-shaped diamonds, and even a special “breakup island” where you can dump your ex’s items in a fiery pit of lava. Trust us, you’ll never look at relationships the same way again after joining our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary “Enderman of Love,” your next relationship will be guaranteed to last forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the laughs) begin!

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CreeperConflict Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war zone but with blocks! Imagine Hezbollah and Israel going at it in a battle to the death, but in Minecraft form. Our military sources say it’s gonna be the most epic showdown ever seen in the virtual world. Join now and witness the chaos unfold as these two factions duke it out in a fight for survival. Plus, there’s loot to be had and bases to raid, so come on and be a part of the action!

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VanishingVillagers

Belarus, bilingualism, cultural heritage, eastern europe, language dominance, language endangerment, language policy, language preservation, language revitalization, language revival, language rights, language shift, linguistic assimilation, linguistic diversity, linguistic imperialism, minority language, native language, Russian, Slavic languages, Vanishing, VanishingVillagers

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the only language spoken is Belarusian! We out here tryna save da native language from being taken over by Russian, so if you wanna help us keep da culture alive, dis da place to be! Plus, we got llamas dat can speak fluent Belarusian and will guide you on epic quests to find da lost treasure of King Potato. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride! Join now and let’s save Belarusian together, one block at a time!

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Nano Tube T Cell Fun

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come join our minecraft server where we have intercellular nanotubes that transfer mitochondria to enhance your t cell metabolic fitness! you’ll be unstoppable in battles against tumors and enemies in the game! imagine your t cells being supercharged with energy, ready to take down anything in their path! join now for the ultimate power-up experience in minecraft like never before!

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